Guest Hi I'm Dad Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 Hello littles, I'm Dad. Feel free to message me anytime to get to know me and for terrible dad jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sweetkittenbj Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 HID, Can we tell you terrible little jokes that n return? Like: Why do bikes have kick stands? Because they're too tired! Or Where do lead based writing utensils go for vacation? Why, Pencil-vanis, of course! And my favorite: Everyone knows Ghandi was a very spiritual man, who made his own clothes. But did you know that no matter what the weather, he only wore a loin cloth and a shawl? That was it - no shoes either as he traveled around India. He also kept a very strict vegan diet, which unfortunately gave him terribly bad breath. When you combine all these facts, do you know what they made Ghandi? A (get ready for it) a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-vexed-by-halitosis! Welcome to the forum! Kit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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