Dad jokes... The punnier the better
Posted 10 July 2018 - 03:20 PM
*Collapses in a heap due to fish pun overdose*
Posted 10 July 2018 - 04:02 PM
A frog realized his pond didn't have enough lily pads for his wife and tadpoles. He decided he needed to build an addition. He knew it would cost a lot, so he'd need a bank loan for it all. Being a frog, he didn't have many possessions, but he had a little small gold ornament someone had tossed into the the pond long ago.
He hopped to the bank with the ornament, confident he'd get the loan. After all, he was a good frog. He hopped inside and asked to speak with a loan officer. The nice receptionist said Ms Black was free, and she'd call her over. She was a nice lady and asked the frog to follow her to her office. She asked him how she could help.
"Well, Ms Black, I need to expand my pond."
"Oh, that sounds fantastic. But please call me Patty."
"Will do, Patty. It's not a big loan that I need. Unfortunately I've never taken out a loan, so I don't have credit."
She explained he'd need collateral to secure the loan. He presented the gold ornament. Patty wasn't sure if it would cover the loan. "I'll have to call my supervisor in to see if we can help, Mr Frog." He nodded, and she called the bank manager into the office. She explained the situation about the nice frog. The bank manager asked to see the ornament. When he inspected it, he smiled broadly. The frog was optimistic.
He happily exclaimed, "That's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan!"
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