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    #41 Daddy the cuddle muffin

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    Posted 06 January 2018 - 03:38 PM

    Two antennas met on the roof and the got married. There cerimony wasn't muchbut the reception was amazin

    I heard mario went to a party and it was packed with toads. There wasn't mushroom and none of them were fungis
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    #42 Traveling Daddy

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    Posted 25 January 2018 - 03:13 AM

    What do you call a cow without legs....

     

    Ground Beef


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    #43 🍦MilkPop💖

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    Posted 25 January 2018 - 03:41 AM

    You're walking in the woods at night with Shia Labeouf.

    You hear a noise- "It's so scary walking in the woods at night!" you exclaim.

    "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone." he replies.

     

    - Actual Cannibal, Shia Labeouf

     

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    #44 Amber Sweet

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    Posted 18 March 2018 - 05:03 AM

    oh dear lord, so many Dad jokes. Imma show this to my daddy, but i feel like im gunna regret it...



    #45 McLeodLot65

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    Posted 26 April 2018 - 10:52 PM

    A man goes to a funeral, and asks the widow if he can say a word. She nods, so he stands up, says "Plethora", and sits back down again. "Thank you," says the widow, "That means a lot."
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    #46 McLeodLot65

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    Posted 26 April 2018 - 10:54 PM

    What do you call it when a cow swallows a live hand grenade?

    Abominable.

    What do you call it about fifteen seconds later?

    Noble.
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    Posted 27 April 2018 - 08:00 PM

    What do you call a fish made of sodium?

     

    2 Na



    #48 Angel24

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    Posted 04 May 2018 - 02:31 AM

    *dad pokes child in the head with a measuring tape multiple times*
    Child: dad, what are you doing?
    Dad: measuring your patience
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    <3 -The little princess of McLeodLot65 <3


    #49 Daddy4Princess

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    Posted 16 May 2018 - 01:29 AM

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    "A Dom needs someone to hold, as much as a sub needs to be held."

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    Posted 16 May 2018 - 03:45 AM

    Rick Astley is a big Pixar fan and owns copies of all their DVDs. He'll even let you borrow most of them. But he'll never give you Up.


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    #51 Babykitkat 23

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    Posted 23 May 2018 - 04:04 AM

    what the difference between a fish, piano, and glue?

     

    you can't tuna fish.

     

    what about the glue?

     

    i knew you would get stuck on that one.



    #52 DaddyMilk

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    Posted 23 May 2018 - 08:27 AM

    You can never tell an Egyptian they're wrong because they love being in de-nile.

    Edited by DaddyMilk, 23 May 2018 - 10:53 AM.


    #53 🍦MilkPop💖

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    Posted 23 May 2018 - 01:23 PM

    You can never tell an Egyptian they're wrong because they love being in de-nile.


    *crickets*

    Kikikikikikiki




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