Since I'm bored I thought I'd make a topic meant for people to share a funny emberessing story from their life.
I'll open things up with my humble contribution:
Imagine a young boy who just discovered the joy of masturbation. That boy would ofcourse use up a lot of tissues and even toilet paper when those ran out xD. Do to this , the trash can in his room was always full of tissues, and he naturally thought that he could pass all these off as having a forever lasting cold and have his parents be none the wiser. Then one day his mom comes to pick up the trash in his room, looks at it's content , turns the trash can towards the boy and says "Andy , why are you killing my grandchildren ?!" xD
It's funny now, but wasn't so much at the time
Anyway, that was my lil contribution, hope others will share some lols as well , otherwise I'll delete the post ^^