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    #101 #1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl

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    Posted 17 June 2018 - 06:55 AM

    GRANTED!!! ........but your big, pretty garden grows really fast and quickly becomes a big tangled mess of impenetrable weeds 50 feet high that trap you inside your house.

     

    I wish I could run faster the Usain Bolt....


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    Posted 17 June 2018 - 09:25 AM

    Granted but you can only ever move that fast, so you are always walking into doors that can't keep up with your speed, you have to make multiple circles around the office just to sit down, grocery shopping is a nightmare because you can't slow down to pull anything off the shelves!

    I wish I had a swimming pool
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    Posted 17 June 2018 - 09:53 AM

    Granted but it’s teeeeeny tiny! you can only get your foot in

    I wish it wasn’t so stinkin hot!! >:T
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    Posted 17 June 2018 - 11:50 AM

    Granted, the temperature has dropped 10 degrees but the humidity has risen to 99%. Now you can't step outside without sweating and feeling sticky.

     

     

    I wish my kitchen would clean itself.


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    Posted 17 June 2018 - 08:31 PM

    Granted , but it is now a useless kitchen, anytime you attempt to cook or prepare food the kitchen puts it in composter and scrubs everything


    I wish I had a good healthy snack.
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    Posted 17 June 2018 - 09:43 PM

    (well, I live in Florida so 99% humidity really isn’t that much of a difference.. laughsob)

    The glitter fairy grants you a good healthy snack! A healthy snack Rebekah!! unfortunately the glitter fairy hovers around well after you asked for said snack, screaming vines at inopportune times. Good luck getting to sleep.

    I wish packing wasn’t so hard DX
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    Posted 18 June 2018 - 03:30 PM

    Granted, packing will not be difficult as everything is vacuumed into the boxes but unpacking will be a nightmare as everything is being held tightly in the boxes, almost vacuumed and super glued.

    I wish I had a pet fish.
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    Posted 19 June 2018 - 12:24 AM

    Granted! He poops too much and breaks the tank. (a true story that happened to me orz)

    I wish I was faefolk!
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    Posted 22 June 2018 - 09:55 AM

    Granted........you are a teeny tiny faefolk with beautiful big wings, which sounds amazing........but every time the wind blows you get blown about without any control over where you go..........and it is windy all the time!!!!

     

    I wish I could turn anything I wanted into chocolate, any time that I wanted to........YUM!!!


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    Posted 22 June 2018 - 10:28 AM

    Granted but you are now allergic to chocolate. Sad face.

    I wish my laundry would fold itself!
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    Posted 23 June 2018 - 12:17 PM

    Granted, but nobody ever taught your clothes how to fold and they’re not very good at it.. you’re better off folding them yourself if you don’t want weird creases!

    I wish popcorn wasn’t so stinky :T
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    Posted 23 June 2018 - 03:25 PM

    Granted but they never full pop and you end up eating more kerbal than popcorn.

    I wish I had a cool tree house!
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