SamL Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 We were visited multiple times by both the Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons recently, despite repeated requests for them to stop coming by to wake us up every weekend. We solved the problem - here's how: If you have a little in your household, then you have glitter. Pour some in your hand before answering the door. Then, as soon as you do and they begin to preach, fake a giant sneeze into your hand while facing them. I have found that a mouth full of glitter will stop even the most fervent zealot to stop talking. Never had the same person twice since I found this method. Use it in good health. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrettyKitty65 Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 i just have to say BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticSand Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Yo, glitter be expensive! Ain't no one got money to be sneezin' it away! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamL Posted November 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Yo, glitter be expensive! Ain't no one got money to be sneezin' it away! I laughed so hard when I read this, that I farted glitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinka Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 why not just spam NO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaddyGirl Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 Yo, glitter be expensive! Ain't no one got money to be sneezin' it away! Thank you for my first real giggle of the day. I ❤️ this comment so much haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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