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We were visited multiple times by both the Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons recently, despite repeated requests for them to stop coming by to wake us up every weekend.  We solved the problem - here's how: If you have a little in your household, then you have glitter.  Pour some in your hand before answering the door.  Then, as soon as you do and they begin to preach, fake a giant sneeze into your hand while facing them.  I have found that a mouth full of glitter will stop even the most fervent zealot to stop talking.  Never had the same person twice since I found this method.  Use it in good health.

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Guest MaddyGirl

Yo, glitter be expensive! Ain't no one got money to be sneezin' it away!  :p

Thank you for my first real giggle of the day. I ❤️ this comment so much haha.

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