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[Blanket cave🔐]

Because they took of their dark color skins so they can be nakkie! Skinny dipping in the dirt. 😆

Why do wavy chips taste different from smooth chips?

[Mr. J]

Because the people who program taste can't fit the same taste data onto the wavy chips that they use for the smooth ones.

The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?

[RainDoeSprinkles]

The numbers mean to get the house cleaned up, but they keep falling asleep.

Why does a ceiling fan spin?

[BigDaddyDominant]

Because they would look rather ridiculous if they just flopped around on the floor

Why is are littles so hard to catch?

[Fleur-Angelique]

Because we're naturally covered in grease so we can squeeze through doors to pixie castles.

 

Why shouldn't you ever say that you don't believe in fairies?

[Miracleflowers]

You'll sneeze out rainbows!

 

 

Why does the sun set?

[BigDaddyDominant]

because the sun gets tired and needs to take a nap

Why does the clock go so slow?

[SoftLittl3BabyBee]

Because the little elves that push the clock hands are so tiny it takes them a long time to move them then they need to rest!

Why is a blanket cloak comfier than a robe?

[Unicorn499]

because the cloak can turn you invisible and the robe robs stores.

 

Why do stars twinkle in the sky?

[BigDaddyDominant]

Because if they stayed solid we'd see them all day

Why do I need so much coffee?