MJA78 Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Because that is the color I painted it. Why do birds fly? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowrider Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Because their legs are too short so walking takes way too long. And being so close to the ground the never get to enjoy the scenery. Why do we make pies and cakes round when square things would cut more evenly? Not to mention we are going against our math teachings, you know, pie are square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RebeliousBrat Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Because circles are better than squares. If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares then why is there song about him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigDaddyDominant Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 Because Jimmy is a secret agent for folk songs? Why are there so many stars in the sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RebeliousBrat Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 (edited) Each star is a hiccup from the sky the sky had hiccups. how much wood can a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Edited January 11, 2021 by RebeliousBrat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilminamoo Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 (edited) None, Mr and Mrs Woodchuck have far more important things to be doing. Mr Woodchuck is an established writer and has been experiencing writer's block recently. Mrs Woodchuck is getting her doctorate and cannot leave her desk right now. --- Why does the Queen have two birthdays? Edited January 25, 2021 by Lilminamoo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowrider Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Because she really loves cake. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddysMonkey Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Zero , you swallow it whole. Why are multiple goose called geese , but multiple moose isn’t meese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigDaddyDominant Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 (edited) Because meeses are another name of mice not goose Why is the spot on Mars red? Edited January 26, 2021 by BigDaddyDominant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowrider Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 Because the Martians keep picking at it. Why is a group of crows called a murder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigDaddyDominant Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 Because calling it a friendly would just sound silly Whats in the center of the Earth? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbles_and_Feathers Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 We don't know yet, because no one has ever licked to the center. Where do cats' nine lives come from? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowrider Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 Good question. Not many people know this but cats are not from our world. "Nine lives" refers to their lineage, not how many lives they possess. They were forged in the hydrocarbon pits on Titan. They were used as foot soldiers and did all of the hard work. One day during a battle exercise a small band of them escaped in a pod and ended up stranded here on Earth. They quickly adapted to their surroundings and once they realized humans found them adorable and would take care of them and not the other way round. They began to evolve into the lazy, pretentious, yet lovable creatures that we allow to keep us as their pets. Why do you never see a hamster in the wild doing hamster things? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesox Posted April 4, 2021 Report Share Posted April 4, 2021 Because they're wild things at heart and prefer to go to a rave. How can we be certain two wrongs don't make a left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowrider Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 Because 3 rights make a left, think about it. Why do peacocks have such loud voices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blair.vvitch Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 Preparation for if their opponent is colour blind. Why did we stop discovering oceans and started discovering outer space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigDaddyDominant Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 Because outer space is the final frontier Why is the sky blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowrider Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 Because it had an argument with it's significant other. Where do the stars go during the day time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddysMonkey Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 They hide inside of the sun and that’s why the sun is so bright. Okay so regardless of the chicken or egg came first , I’d a chicken technically a dinosaur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feisty_cute_angel Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Chickens are aliens that are slowly trying to take over the world Why can’t people fly or float in the air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykat83 Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Because the birds got mad and didn't want us to fly or float. So they gave us a secret potion to make our bones too heavy and for our wings to disappear. Why do lions have a really big roar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoodleDoodles Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 So they may tickle only the most worthy with secret kisses Why do girrafes have such long necks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddiesHunnibunnie Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 Because if they didn't whi would tell airplanes where to go? Why do frogs hop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowrider Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 Because their back legs are way longer than their front ones. If they tried to walk on all fours they would scrape their noses on the ground and probably just flip over constantly. Why is cotton candy usually pink or blue when there are so many pretty colors to choose from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian_JE1 Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 Because it’s illegal to sell cotton candy in any other colours and comes with a fine of up to 10 million dollars or life in prison if you choose a different colour. The moon Titan orbits which planet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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