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    #261 Song`rim Redtide

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    Posted 18 December 2018 - 03:58 PM

    Case file #5977

    Buried by Gifts

    I received a call for another freak accident. Just another day in my life honestly. I arrived at the site and was greeted by an interesting site. Apparently whoever did the decoration for this house decided that the wanted their whole house to be a Christmas present. I knocked on the door and received no answer. I tried the doorknob on the off chance it was left unlocked. No such luck. With a sigh, I debated my options until a creaking sound grabbed my attention. I looked up noticing the door was starting to bend.  I quickly jumped away from the door before it burst open as Christmas presents began to rain out of the door. I heard the crashing of glass as the presents started to break the windows and poor out of the new opening. I didn't think next and what I did was definitely against protocol but who has that kind of time when someone could be dying. I started to fight my way through the seemingly endless presents. I heard a muffled sound that sounded vaguely human and started to work my way towards it. I finally felt my hand hit some kind of flesh I didn't bother to verify anything and grabbed a hold of what I assumed was a leg and started to drag the person towards the door. It took quite a while to reach the door. The weight seemed to increase with every step upon finally reaching the exit I realized the presents kept coming. The rescued person refused to leave the property apparently this was something they wanted. Strange I know but for me, this was the norm in my line of work. I'm not sure what happened to them I left after securing the target.

    *update I attempted to walk down the street where this incident happened only to learn the street is covered in presents now. We may need to have the cleaning crew come through to take care of this problem.

    **update I've contacted the cleaning crew hopefully no one died being buried alive in gifts.

    ***last update The cleaning crew cleaned up only one person is MIA it's being transferred to the missing person department. I'll be called in to tell them everything I know.

     

    I wish that I could erase a word from everyone's memory.


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    Posted 18 December 2018 - 07:26 PM

    Granted, but everytime you erase something from other people's mind you erase the entirety of your own mind!

     

    I wish I got my dream job!


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    #263 shadowrider

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    Posted 18 December 2018 - 11:08 PM

    Granted, but its just that, a dream job. It only exists when you are sleeping. You thoroughly enjoy it but you work so hard in your dreams that you are always too tired to do anything when you are awake.

     

    I wish I could read peoples minds with no adverse effect on my own mind.


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    Most of my deepest darkest secrets are a result of what I would do for a Klondike bar.


    #264 ##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl

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    Posted 19 December 2018 - 09:59 AM

    Granted!!! You can read other people's minds with no adverse effect on your mind.....but it causes the rest of your body no end of trouble due to the concentration it requires. You temporarily lose the power of sight, smell, hearing and balance each time you do this, you struggle to breathe, and your stomach gets all upset causing you to burp continuously.....and the burps leave an after taste of a slimey frog; that just won't go away no matter what you take to cover up the taste. Good luck with that!!! Haha!

     

     

     

    I wish it could be Christmas every day!!

     

     

     

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    By the Way....HAPPY CHRISTMAS to everyone that has played along with my silly but fun Corrupt a wish game, and Happy Christmas to all those who read it.

     

    Everyone that has played along always makes me laugh, I hope others get as much pleasure and smiles from it as I do!!!

     

    Merry Christmas to everyone on the DDlg Forum.

     

    I look forward to more wish corrupting capers in 2019 (the darker, weirder and crazy these are, the better!)

     

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    #265 little green dragon

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    Posted 21 December 2018 - 09:49 AM

    granted... it's always christmas and the song "I wish it could be christmas everyday" plays in between every other christmas song and every morning you open up exciting gifts and spend the evening with your family and can't wait for the next day so you can use your gifts... but then the next morning you open up new exciting gifts and spend the evening with your family and you can't wait for the next day so that you can use your exciting gifts... but then the next day its christmas again so you open more exciting gifts

     

    i wish all the cats and dogs in the shelters got forever homes <3


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    #266 Song`rim Redtide

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    Posted 21 December 2018 - 11:13 AM

    There once was a thing called pets but everything changed after the ratification of the Forever Home Act. It was supposed to be a grand thing but peoples greed would alter it. At first, it was just cats and dogs. Then it was amended to include wolves bear. tigers, and lions then it was further amended to be all animals in nature. A specific researcher whose name has been lost to history created a device that allowed people to start communicating with their pets then the underground tournaments finally hit the masses. Training your pet to take on other peoples pets for money was too tempting and the money it would bring in from viewers was astronomical.

     

    The temptation was too great and the corporations too greedy It grew out of hand before anyone could stop it. It didn't take that much longer until kids started to dream of becoming tournament champions with their pets. The gene altering bill finally passed and the pets become monsters with seemingly unstoppable potential. Next thing you knew people wanted to start collecting every version of these newly created monsters. Schools started to alter to fit in these new dark wish of society teaching the children everything they could of these new monsters.

     

    War became altered from the introduction of these new monsters especially after a new researcher found a way to humanely store these creatures in little capsules that would maintain the creature without harming them. The world Governments realized how dangerous war had become and instead created a new world league that countries would now fight on in place of wars. Each country created their own miniature version of the national leagues to help train the best trainers to win their pseudo wars. Companies started catering to the champions of these leagues creating exclusive clubs for these league champions and before long the purpose of leagues altered.

     

    Children at the age of ten would receive a new monster to help them along their path. Some trained to try become league champions while others started trying to collect them all. Then he appeared a ten-year-old who was relatively quiet but he did the unthinkable. He did both He caught them all and he won the international league. He was the first person to ever be called a grand champion. Now kids started to try to be like this legendary figure. Their dream to capture them all, challenge the leagues, and come out on top. They say the legend accepts challenges from anyone who can beat every single league and climb the great Mt. Silver. Mt Silver is part of an exclusive club that only accepts people that have held multiple league titles in more than one country. Upon the receiving the invite they are invited to this exclusive club where they are permitted to try to climb the Great Mountian. Many have tried and few survive the trek, and those that do only speak of how of how you don't fight the legend you try to survive the onslaught of the legend. Each of them that survive is changed in some way. The one thing they all regret is viewing their monsters as a means to an end.

     

     

     

    I wish the sun defied all conventional science and burned black while still doing everything else it's supposed to do to maintain life on earth.


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    #267 little green dragon

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    Posted 24 December 2018 - 03:55 PM

    DUDE.... CHAOTIC NEUTRAL POKEMON GOD, I BOW TO YOU... 


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    Posted 24 December 2018 - 07:50 PM

    >>Redtide: Granted, the sun burns black and does everything it's supposed to do to maintain life on Earth, just too bad that it's no longer in this Solar System! Some other planet now gets life!

     

    I wish that whenever I want I candy of any type I just need to reach into a pocket and it's there for me to eat!



    #269 shadowrider

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    Posted 25 December 2018 - 11:10 AM

    Granted, but all the candy is unwrapped and the pocket is in a wool sweater, bon appetit.

     

    I wish I had some of those pecan pie M&Ms.


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    Posted 29 December 2018 - 03:34 PM

    Granted but they are in a safe you don't have the combination to. They're safe from thieves though.

     

    I wish i was really smart. 


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    Posted 04 January 2019 - 06:25 AM

    Granted but you become too smart and every single person you date becomes too dumb and you never find a person to be with. 
    I wish that I am diligent.


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    #272 Momma'sBoy

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    Posted 06 January 2019 - 04:08 PM

    Granted, but you become a perfectionist and can never get anything done to your exacting standards.

    I wish I was a bit taller.

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    Posted 10 January 2019 - 11:52 PM

    Granted, but your height fluctuates so that you’ll bump into things as tall as you.

    I wish I had a pastel little themed wardrobe

    #274 Momma'sBoy

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    Posted 10 January 2019 - 11:59 PM

    Granted, but everything is 1 size too small causing said wardrobe to malfunction from all ends.

    I wish I had someone to cuddle with right now

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    Posted 13 January 2019 - 01:51 AM

    Granted, but this person smells so strongly you can hardly breathe.

     

    I wish I had a pet miniature dragon.


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    Posted 13 January 2019 - 02:01 AM

    Granted, but it's plushie and squeaks when squeezed 

     

    I wish for a stack of comic books



    #277 Momma'sBoy

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    Posted 13 January 2019 - 07:05 AM

    How is that bad? Lol

    Granted, but they're in an alien language so you're left trying to figure out the plot just from looking at the pictures.

    I wish for a delicious breakfast in bed

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    Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:01 PM

    *That would actually be fun lol*

    Granted but Chef Ramsey is appalled with your flavor combinations of strawberries and fish.

    I wish for a Crown Vic

    #279 Momma'sBoy

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    Posted 13 January 2019 - 11:02 PM

    Granted, but the gear is stuck in reverse so you're left driving backwards forever.

    I wish for a mommy/daddy to tuck me in to bed tonight

    #280 shadowrider

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    Posted 09 February 2019 - 03:46 PM

    Granted, buts its a daddy long legs spider that tucks you in, sleep tight.

     

     

    I wish for a corndog, the food not a dog made of corn


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