A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[JammyJamie]

Granted! But it's not one you would have picked and it ends up not being your favorite. 

I really wish I could go on vacation!  

[Xylem83]

3 hours ago, JammyJamie said:

I really wish I could go on vacation!  

Granted! But you end up holidaying in South Sudan.

I really wish I didn't have a headache.

[JammyJamie]

Granted! But now your tummy hurts. 

I wish I could fly. 

[Little_Zaheera]

Granted, but you start suffering from altitude sickness. 

I wish I could have the power to teleport. 

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted, but you can only teleport a total of 5 times.

I wish I could find a mommy. 

[Lil_K47]

1 hour ago, LeftyGuitar said:

Granted, but you can only teleport a total of 5 times.

I wish I could find a mommy. 

Granted, but she comes with  two evil stepbrothers.

I wish there were more hours in a day. 

Edited Sunday at 11:17 PM by Lil_K47

[BabyPoppy]

47 minutes ago, Lil_K47 said:

Granted, but she comes with  two evil stepbrothers.

I wish there were more hours in a day. 

Granted, but now you have to sleep 12 hours a day instead of 8 and regular workdays are 12 hours instead of 8 hours, too!

 

I wish I could wave a magic wand and my house would be perfectly cleaned and organized and decorated for each season!

[LeftyGuitar]

1 hour ago, Lil_K47 said:

Granted, but she comes with  two evil stepbrothers.

I wish there were more hours in a day. 

Okay that just sounds awful, lol 

[Lil_K47]

2 minutes ago, LeftyGuitar said:

Okay that just sounds awful, lol 

ah, hence that age old adage, be careful what you wish for ... it might come true! 😉🤣

[shadowrider]

18 hours ago, BabyPoppy said:

I wish I could wave a magic wand and my house would be perfectly cleaned and organized and decorated for each season!

Granted, but the wand never gets the season right and is always 2 seasons behind so people think you are too lazy to take down your old decorations.

I wish that food replicator thing they had on star trek was real so I could just say what I want and poof there it is.

 

[Little_Zaheera]

granted — but it only works at 3:07 a.m. and the noise wakes your neighbours.

I wish i could understand and speak every language fluently

[Lil_K47]

1 hour ago, Little_Zaheera said:

granted — but it only works at 3:07 a.m. and the noise wakes your neighbours.

I wish i could understand and speak every language fluently

granted, but the only time you can do this is when they're making complaints that you have to handle. 

 

i wish I could lose another 20 pounds. 

[Little_Zaheera]

11 minutes ago, Lil_K47 said:

granted, but the only time you can do this is when they're making complaints that you have to handle. 

 

i wish I could lose another 20 pounds. 

granted, but it only disappears whilst you hum the same song on loop. stop = weight comes back. 

I wish I could read minds for a day.

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted but you can only read minds with people of bad thoughts.

I wish I had telekenesis

[Little_Zaheera]

10 minutes ago, LeftyGuitar said:

Granted but you can only read minds with people of bad thoughts.

I wish I had telekenesis

granted, but your powers only function when you’re sneezing.

I wish I had a pet dragon

[Lil_K47]

19 minutes ago, Little_Zaheera said:

granted, but your powers only function when you’re sneezing.

I wish I had a pet dragon

granted,  but it's a miniature dragon that only you can see. 

 

i wish i could fly

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted but you can only fly around your home state

I wish I had a private plane

[Little_Zaheera]

4 minutes ago, LeftyGuitar said:

Granted but you can only fly around your home state

I wish I had a private plane

granted, but it constantly plays baby shark on loop through the intercom.

I wish my bank account refilled every morning.

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted, but you can only withdraw $20 a day.

I wish I could be little 24/7

[Lil_K47]

33 minutes ago, LeftyGuitar said:

Granted, but you can only withdraw $20 a day.

I wish I could be little 24/7

granted, but you've been sent to live by yourself in outer space. 

 

I wish I had a hamburger

[BabyPoppy]

1 minute ago, Lil_K47 said:

granted, but you've been sent to live by yourself in outer space. 

 

I wish I had a hamburger

Granted, but you have to drive an hour and a half to pick it up. 

 

I wish I had a giant bathtub to soak in every night. 

[LeftyGuitar]

2 minutes ago, BabyPoppy said:

Granted, but you have to drive an hour and a half to pick it up. 

 

I wish I had a giant bathtub to soak in every night. 

Granted, but the water is always cold

I wish I had chicken tenders

[Lil_K47]

1 hour ago, LeftyGuitar said:

Granted, but the water is always cold

I wish I had chicken tenders

granted, but they made of Play-Doh

 

I wish I could run 10 miles

[Lunecakesprinkles]

Granted! But the ground is mashed potatoes where your steps fall.

I wish I had a warm cherry pie.

[Xylem83]

11 hours ago, Lunecakesprinkles said:

Granted! But the ground is mashed potatoes where your steps fall.

I wish I had a warm cherry pie.

Granted, but it's a 1000°

I wish I could read any book's contents fully by just touching it for a second