A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Little_Zaheera]

9 minutes ago, Xylem83 said:

Granted, but it's a 1000°

I wish I could read any book's contents fully by just touching it for a second

granted, but you forget everything the moment you wash your hands.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Lil_K47]

1 hour ago, Little_Zaheera said:

granted, but you forget everything the moment you wash your hands.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

granted, but your constantly being chased by sharks!

 

i wish i could take a nap! 

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted but you can only nap in a locked crib

I wish there was more ABDL mommies

[Lunecakesprinkles]

Granted but they're on the other side of the world.

I wish for a bottomless gift box

[Lil_K47]

1 hour ago, Lunecakesprinkles said:

Granted but they're on the other side of the world.

I wish for a bottomless gift box

granted, but it's so bottomless you can't reach the bottom to get to the gifts

 

I wish for a beach vacation. 

[Little_Zaheera]

granted, but seagulls steal every snack you try to eat.

I wish my favourite meal had zero calories.

[Lil_K47]

granted, but it has no flavor and it's the only meal you'll ever be able to eat for the rest of your life.

i wish to not get any older. 

[Lunecakesprinkles]

Granted but the people and friends around you still age,
I wish I had a big bowl of pasta.

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted, but the bowl of pasta has very hot sauce on it

I wish I had a new nice car

[Lil_K47]

5 hours ago, LeftyGuitar said:

Granted, but the bowl of pasta has very hot sauce on it

I wish I had a new nice car

granted,  but it's a toy car

 

I wish my house would clean itself

 

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted, but the cleaning machines become aware and have sinister thoughts

I wish I had a new guitar

[yourghostbaby]

2 hours ago, LeftyGuitar said:

Granted, but the cleaning machines become aware and have sinister thoughts

I wish I had a new guitar

Granted, but it can only play stairway to heaven

I wish I was at a rave

[Lil_K47]

45 minutes ago, yourghostbaby said:

Granted, but it can only play stairway to heaven

I wish I was at a rave

granted, but your barefoot and everybody keeps stepping on your toes. 

I wish there were more hours in the day for sleeping

[Lunecakesprinkles]

Granted but you end up getting extra groggy during the day from oversleeping,

I wish I could pet a baby fawn🦌

[Xylem83]

On 9/24/2025 at 4:30 AM, Lunecakesprinkles said:

Granted but you end up getting extra groggy during the day from oversleeping,

I wish I could pet a baby fawn🦌

Granted, but it speaks with the voice of the person you hate most of all in the world

I wish my surgery recovery went quicker (I had my ACL reknit last Thursday)

[Lil_K47]

1 hour ago, Xylem83 said:

Granted, but it speaks with the voice of the person you hate most of all in the world

I wish my surgery recovery went quicker (I had my ACL reknit last Thursday)

awe I seriously wish I could just grant that wish with no strings attached! 

 

Granted, but you have to go back to work! 

 

I wish I had more energy!

[Xylem83]

5 hours ago, Lil_K47 said:

awe I seriously wish I could just grant that wish with no strings attached! 

 

Granted, but you have to go back to work! 

 

I wish I had more energy!

In a way they did literally re-attach my strings 😅.

Granted, but you can only spend it on shit that doesn't matter.