beanbean Posted March 29 Report Posted March 29 My girlfriend says I tell too many bee jokes and it’s annoying. I have to admit that stung! 1
beanbean Posted March 29 Report Posted March 29 I am not saying I am attractive but when I get naked I turn the shower on 1
beanbean Posted March 29 Report Posted March 29 What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law 1 1
beanbean Posted March 30 Report Posted March 30 I took my daughter to the pet store , and we looked at parrots , I asked the clerk if I could get on for my daughter. He said we don’t do trades only cash 1
beanbean Posted March 30 Report Posted March 30 On the way to work I yelled cow at a woman on bicycle she looke at me and yelled rood , then plowed in to a cow 1
beanbean Posted March 30 Report Posted March 30 I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia, and she whispered there right behind you 1
Baby Manda Posted March 30 Report Posted March 30 On 3/28/2025 at 10:34 PM, beanbean said: I am not saying I am attractive but when I get naked I turn the shower on Ok this one took me some time to figure out... I'm so sorry... I feel very ummm.... little rn....🫣🤭😆 Thanks for making me laugh again!
beanbean Posted March 30 Report Posted March 30 5 hours ago, Baby Manda said: Ok this one took me some time to figure out... I'm so sorry... I feel very ummm.... little rn....🫣🤭😆 Thanks for making me laugh again! Haha some of I post take a minute for me to get too 5 hours ago, Baby Manda said: Ok this one took me some time to figure out... I'm so sorry... I feel very ummm.... little rn....🫣🤭😆 Thanks for making me laugh again!
beanbean Posted March 31 Report Posted March 31 Was at the public swimming pool and had to pee in the pool . It would have been fine but the lifeguard yelled at me so loud I fell in 1
beanbean Posted March 31 Report Posted March 31 I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes ! Now I have now I have heinzsight 1
Baby Manda Posted March 31 Report Posted March 31 1 minute ago, beanbean said: Was at the public swimming pool and had to pee in the pool . It would have been fine but the lifeguard yelled at me so loud I fell in Hahaha!!!!! That caught me off guard... maybe coz it's late and I'm tired and hungry, but this is hilarious 😂
beanbean Posted March 31 Report Posted March 31 6 hours ago, Baby Manda said: Hahaha!!!!! That caught me off guard... maybe coz it's late and I'm tired and hungry, but this is hilarious 😂 Lol yeah it’s funny
beanbean Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 I always wondered why Waldo wore stripes.. then I realized he didn’t want to be spotted 1
beanbean Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 I was recently coaxed in to buying a hammock. What can I say I am easily swayed 1
beanbean Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 I left the gate open and my cow ran away from the farm last night. It was big missed steak 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 Nice jokes BeanBean! I'm inspired to share a few too. Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing! 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 What did the Buffalo Daddy say to his kid as he dropped him off at School? Bison!! 1 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 After talking to a Hippie and his wife, I found out something. What do you call the wife of a Hippie? Misses Hippie!! ((Kids love saying this one!!)) 1 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 What do you call a woman throwing her bills into the fire? Bernadette! 1 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 It doesn't matter how much kindness and generosity you teach your children, German kids will always be Kinder. Spoiler In case you don't know, the German word for children is "Kinder" as in "Kindergarden" 1 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 Where do Lizards go to fix their fallen tails? The Retail store! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 Finally... What do you call Baby Potatoes? Tater Tots!! ((I'll post more tomorrow! This is fun!!)) 1 1
NR_Daddy Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 2 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said: It doesn't matter how much kindness and generosity you teach your children, German kids will always be Kinder. Hide contents In case you don't know, the German word for children is "Kinder" as in "Kindergarden" And there was me, and perhaps some others thinking of this to begin with 🤣... 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 1 Report Posted April 1 I'll bet there's people in the US that just assume that chocolate is nicer somehow because it's "Kinder!" LOL!! Oh...I miss the OG Kinder Eggs though. Kids here don't know what they're missing!! 🫠
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