DaddyShenanigan Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 What did the duck say when it bought chapstick? Put it on my bill 2
DaddyShenanigan Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 What did the alpaca say to his date? Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch 2
DaddyShenanigan Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 What was the child who wouldn't take a nap guilty of? Resisting a rest 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 In online RPG's, how do you escape an angry lumberjack coming at you? You just log off. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 How do Lumberjacks find the wood they're looking for? They use the Timber App! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 What's the difference between a miner and a lumberjack? You don't get arrested for dating a lumberjack. 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 What did the Lumberjack say to the tree? I saw you!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 A princess wants to find the best man to be her future husband. Her engineers devise a labyrinth of passages, traps and pitfalls to test their bravery. After all the suitors go in, only 4 princes make it through, but due to the dangers, three of them lost both hands and one escaped with only losing one hand. Which will she choose? The Prince with one hand because he is the most handsome! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 I nearly stepped on a trap door yesterday, But I aint falling for that!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 What happened when the Hunter triggered his Rabbit Trap? It got caught on his hare. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 Three mice are talking at a bar about who's the toughest. The first mouse says, "I'm so tough, people at my house put out Rat Poison and I simply grab it, break it up and use it in my morning coffee! The second mouse says, "Aww...that's nothing. They try to get me with a Cat, but it's a fat lazy cat and I just outrun it." The third Mouse says, "I don't have time for this, I got to go home and exercise..." 2
beanbean Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 I am giving up on gathering my hay . I’m gonna bale 4
beanbean Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 Is anyway ever going to the fix the news. .. it’s always breaking 1 1
beanbean Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 Why do cats annoy veterinarians. They always say meow but never say where 1 1
beanbean Posted April 25 Report Posted April 25 What is James Bond’s called in wizarding world? Muggle07 1 1
beanbean Posted April 26 Report Posted April 26 I went on a couple of dates with a pirate,at first I was skeptical but then I spent a night with her . That’s when I got hooked 1 2
beanbean Posted April 26 Report Posted April 26 How can you tell if a skeleton is sick? If it’s coffin up a storm 1 2
beanbean Posted April 26 Report Posted April 26 I had a really sad Friday night now I am having a Saturday 1
beanbean Posted April 27 Report Posted April 27 How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? One cannot but Toucan 1
beanbean Posted April 27 Report Posted April 27 What animal is the crispiest? A crab cause it’s a crust-acean 1 2
beanbean Posted April 27 Report Posted April 27 What did the husband say to say to his wife after accidentally sticking his arms through the legs of his Jeans .. Honey I just shirt my pants 2 1
beanbean Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 Did you hear about the criminal breaking in his own house? It was work from home day 2
beanbean Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 (edited) Who is the boss of the pea mafia? The podfather Edited April 28 by beanbean 1 1
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