beanbean Posted Friday at 03:49 AM Report Posted Friday at 03:49 AM One day I will learn to be a successful plumber. But for now it’s a pipe dream
beanbean Posted Friday at 03:52 AM Report Posted Friday at 03:52 AM I asked my wife if I was the only one she ever been with . She said yeah the others were sixes and sevens 1
beanbean Posted Friday at 03:53 AM Report Posted Friday at 03:53 AM What does a candybarbdo when you tell it a dad joke? It snickers
beanbean Posted Friday at 03:55 AM Report Posted Friday at 03:55 AM There’s a new documentary about an all bean diet .. it’s gas 1
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 06:30 AM Report Posted Friday at 06:30 AM What's the most common surgery in a Lego Hospital? Plastic Surgery!
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 06:32 AM Report Posted Friday at 06:32 AM I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day.... ...I was worried I contracted tetris.
WizardofOSS Posted Friday at 06:35 AM Report Posted Friday at 06:35 AM Someone keeps dropping off random lego blocks at my door every morning... ...I don't know what to make of it.
beanbean Posted yesterday at 03:28 AM Report Posted yesterday at 03:28 AM What kind of shoes to frogs wear? Open-toad sandals
beanbean Posted yesterday at 03:29 AM Report Posted yesterday at 03:29 AM What do vegan zombies eat? Grrrianss
beanbean Posted yesterday at 03:30 AM Report Posted yesterday at 03:30 AM What do you call a train operator with weird intentions?a loco-motive
beanbean Posted yesterday at 03:32 AM Report Posted yesterday at 03:32 AM Dodge us coming out with a new electric car . I don’t know what it’s called but it plugs it to a dodge charger
beanbean Posted yesterday at 03:33 AM Report Posted yesterday at 03:33 AM (edited) Why are dyslexic wizards so awful? They spell wrong Edited yesterday at 03:33 AM by beanbean
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 04:46 AM Report Posted yesterday at 04:46 AM Apple made a press release about a new prosthetic for the blind. From the company that brought you the I-Pod, I-Pad and I-phone, now comes out with... ...the I-Eye!!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 04:49 AM Report Posted yesterday at 04:49 AM If you forget the rules of Chess, don't worry... ...you are allowed to check.
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 04:50 AM Report Posted yesterday at 04:50 AM Why is Chess difficult to play for the British right now? They just lost their Queen.
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 04:53 AM Report Posted yesterday at 04:53 AM Not to brag, but I defeated a Chess Grandmaster in 5 moves... ...Finally my Karate came in handy!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 05:06 AM Report Posted yesterday at 05:06 AM I really love playing chess with people in the park, but... ...it's really hard to find 32 of them willing to!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 05:11 AM Report Posted yesterday at 05:11 AM Why do Bishops only move diagonally in Chess? Because North, South, East and West are Cardinal directions.
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 05:14 AM Report Posted yesterday at 05:14 AM I just bought a book "101 mating positions" from Amazon and I was disappointed... ...it was book about chess.
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 05:16 AM Report Posted yesterday at 05:16 AM Why did the Chess player throw up on the boat? She got C6!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 05:24 AM Report Posted yesterday at 05:24 AM What is a terrorist's favorite Chess move? Pwn to C4
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 05:26 AM Report Posted yesterday at 05:26 AM Where do you buy extra Chess pieces? At the Pawn shop!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 05:34 AM Report Posted yesterday at 05:34 AM I took my friend's board game without him noticing... ...he doesn't have a clue!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 05:38 AM Report Posted yesterday at 05:38 AM What's a Canadian's favorite Board Game? ...Sorry!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 05:50 AM Report Posted yesterday at 05:50 AM I ordered a deck of playing cards from Amazon, and 2 weeks later it hasn't arrived! ...Customer service said they were dealing with it.
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