Big Book of Dad Jokes.

[WizardofOSS]

It was my Birthday last week and I got $500 from all the cards I opened!

 

 

 

 

...I really love working at the Post Office!!

[beanbean]

My wife siad I was like our Wi-Fi !it fizzles out the bedroom 

[beanbean]

How did Hansel and Gretel find the witches house? The home sweet home sign 

[beanbean]

I was going to run a marathon but didn’t want to pay the 75 dollar entrance fee.. personally I think there just giving me a run for my money

[beanbean]

What do you an ancient building were they made perfume the olfactory 

[beanbean]

Why doesn’t the horse parliament ever pass any laws? Everyone always votes neigh 

[beanbean]

I tried to start a hide and seek competition. But all the good players are heard to find 

[beanbean]

Why don’t frogs drive cars? There afraid of getting Toad

[beanbean]

What do you call a thirsty mermaid? A fish out of water

[beanbean]

I bought a cat the other day that tends to run away.. it was a purrchase

[beanbean]

What kinda nd of fly makes almost no noise? A hoarse fly

[beanbean]

A what kind of car does thanos drive ? An infinity 

Edited 5 hours ago by beanbean

[beanbean]

Males bees dies after mating. It’s basically honey, nut, cheerio

[beanbean]

My wife siad she leaving’ me because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor. More on this after the break