WizardofOSS Posted June 27 Report Posted June 27 I'm reading a Horror story written in Braille... ...something bad is about to happen, I can feel it! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 27 Report Posted June 27 I bought a best selling book about time management... ...I just never had time to read it!
WizardofOSS Posted June 27 Report Posted June 27 It's official!! The US Congress just passed a law that Water is only legal in three states!... ...Solid, Liquid and Gas.
WizardofOSS Posted June 27 Report Posted June 27 Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? ...because Missouri loves company Spoiler It's pronounce "Misery" people! you know...the State of Misery! Sheesh!! 🤪
WizardofOSS Posted June 27 Report Posted June 27 What is the punishment for Polygamy in the United States? ...multiple Mother's-in-Law.
WizardofOSS Posted June 30 Report Posted June 30 What's the fastest ride at the Carnival? It's not the Roller Coaster.... It's the carousel, because it has the most Horsepower!
WizardofOSS Posted June 30 Report Posted June 30 A kid wanted some juice at the Carnival, but when he looked up... ...he realized he already in the punchline.
WizardofOSS Posted June 30 Report Posted June 30 Has anyone else played that weird Mexican game where Groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to hit them with an Avocado? I suck at Guac-a-mole!
WizardofOSS Posted June 30 Report Posted June 30 People always ask me why I like the Carnival... ...That's a fair question. 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 30 Report Posted June 30 What's Iron Man's favorite ride at a Carnival? The Ferrous Wheel!
HisLittlePotato Posted June 30 Report Posted June 30 I love dad jokes and puns! 😁 Here are some that my Daddy tells me quite often and I never get tired of them... Q: How many tickles does it take to make the squid laugh? A: Tentacles. Q: Why did the sand blush? A: Cause the seaweed. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A: A stick. I have a very sophisticated sense of humour. 2
BabyPoppy Posted June 30 Report Posted June 30 On 6/26/2025 at 11:14 PM, beanbean said: @BabyPoppy someone else to catch. I been hunting Bigfoot. Yeti seems elusive I love it!!! I have a book called How to Catch a Yeti!! Thanks for thinking of me Bean!!! I love looking for anything and everything mythical!!!
BabyPoppy Posted June 30 Report Posted June 30 12 hours ago, HisLittlePotato said: I love dad jokes and puns! 😁 Here are some that my Daddy tells me quite often and I never get tired of them... Q: How many tickles does it take to make the squid laugh? A: Tentacles. Q: Why did the sand blush? A: Cause the seaweed. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A: A stick. I have a very sophisticated sense of humour. These are sweet! I love that you and your Daddy can share this! I didn't grow up with Dad jokes and only learn about them a couple of years ago. When this post started I was super excited! It warms my heart to read these silly jokes! I actually used to buy joke books or borrow them from the library to help me add humor to my life! Now I just read what these wonderful Daddies post regularly! ❤️
beanbean Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 1 hour ago, BabyPoppy said: I love it!!! I have a book called How to Catch a Yeti!! Thanks for thinking of me Bean!!! I love looking for anything and everything mythical!!! lol yep I knew that one was for you when I saw it lol 1
WizardofOSS Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 AI Robots are being tested all the time against humans. In fact, AI Robots have, so far, beaten humans in every category, except hunting. Last week, a test was done for hunting and the AI Robot won! However, someone working with the animals accidentally let it loose again and the AI Robot didn't move or respond, allowing the human to win this time. When they analyzed what went wrong, it was because.... ...Robots can't Recaptcha!
WizardofOSS Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 How did the young Computer Geek refer to his AI Girlfriend? As his Databae
WizardofOSS Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 What do you do if your AI Robot gets a virus? Give it some Robo-Tussin!
HisLittlePotato Posted Tuesday at 10:10 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 10:10 AM 10 hours ago, BabyPoppy said: These are sweet! I love that you and your Daddy can share this! I didn't grow up with Dad jokes and only learn about them a couple of years ago. When this post started I was super excited! It warms my heart to read these silly jokes! I actually used to buy joke books or borrow them from the library to help me add humor to my life! Now I just read what these wonderful Daddies post regularly! ❤️ I'm somewhat similar, Poppy, I realised that I love dad jokes and puns when I found DDlg and discovered how many Daddies make silly jokes! I also had a joke book when I was a child. I can still picture the cover very clearly in my mind. I'll try to remember to keep posting my Daddy's jokes when he makes then! 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 04:24 AM Report Posted yesterday at 04:24 AM I know a lot of people had fun shooting fireworks on Friday, but locally the Police had to try to arrest a man for shooting them in a Public Library! As the cops tried to arrest him, the Man is reported as saying, "You can pry these out of my cold, dead fingers!!... ...One is over there, and another over there...."
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 04:27 AM Report Posted yesterday at 04:27 AM What did the Lightning say to the Fireworks? Hey! You stole my Thunder!!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 04:30 AM Report Posted yesterday at 04:30 AM People are currently shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood. I don't mind celebrating the founding of our county, but... ...the fourth of July was yesterday!!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 04:33 AM Report Posted yesterday at 04:33 AM There was a report that sales of Fireworks were more this year than in 2024.... ...Sales have really sky-rocketed!!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 04:36 AM Report Posted yesterday at 04:36 AM What do you get when you cross a T-Rex with Fireworks? Dino-Mite!
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