beanbean Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 There are many way to make a women moan in romance.. dad jokes don’t count 1 2
beanbean Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 Have you heard of that guy that makes shoes out of fruit? He is a peach cobbler 1 1
beanbean Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 I am looking for someone to brush there teeth with me every morning.. because my dentist says that brushing alone will not prevent cavities 1 1
beanbean Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 A man was admitted to the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his butt . Doctors described hi condition as stable 1
beanbean Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 I wasn’t a fan of the new minion movie but then it gru on me 1 1
beanbean Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 What you call it when someone thanks there father in a piece of art .. a dadcation 1
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 Dogs can't operate MRI machines But catscan
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 Why is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it I cry
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 For all the Star Wars fans: How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they are all on the dark side.
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it's on the house
beanbean Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 42 minutes ago, Warmandfuzzy said: Why is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it I cry Hey that’s like my wallet lol 1 1
BabyPoppy Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 5 hours ago, Warmandfuzzy said: Why is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it I cry Me too!🤭 1
redruffle41 Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 8 hours ago, Warmandfuzzy said: Dogs can't operate MRI machines But catscan This one is my favorite of yours so far
beanbean Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards.. a receding hareline 1 1
beanbean Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 I am pretty good at crastination . I may be a pro at it soon 1
beanbean Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 I was confused when my printer started playing music…. Turns out the printer was just jamming 1 1
beanbean Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 New job starts soon in the railroad industry. Feels like I am finally on the right track 2
beanbean Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 My wife asked me what Easter candy I wanted. Then she rudely shut me up by say you better not say a peep 1 1
beanbean Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 My husband asked me to clear the table. .. I told him I need a running start 3
beanbean Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 What did one snowman say to the other ? Do you smell carrots ? 1 1 1
beanbean Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles 1 1
beanbean Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 What do you call a doctor that’s always available?an on-call-ogist 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 Why were "Tickle Me Elmos" recalled as being "inappropriate for children". An employee misunderstood the quality control policy to give each new doll two "test tickles". 1
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