WizardofOSS Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 In the mornings, I usually wake up grumpy... This morning though, I let her sleep!
WizardofOSS Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 ((Not quite a Dad joke, but I thought it was hilarious!)) A Rooster wakes up early Easter morning, sticks his head out of the chicken coop and sees all these colored eggs all over the farmyard. He takes a close look at the colored eggs, then looks at the sleeping Hens in the Coop and thinks about it for a minute. Then he walks over and beats up the Peacock.
WizardofOSS Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 (edited) Jesus was born on Christmas, died on Good Friday and rose again on Easter. What are the odds of that happening on those exact dates?? Edited April 18 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 How do you make easter easier? Uncross the "t" and dot the "I" of course!!
WizardofOSS Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 (edited) Why is Sunday afraid of Easter? Because Easter falls on Sunday!! (Extra Joke: the bunnies are called Easter & Sunday) 🤣 Edited April 18 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? No bunny nose. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 What do you call someone who doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny? An Eggnostic 1
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 What's an astronauts favorite part of the computer? The space bar
beanbean Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 8 minutes ago, Warmandfuzzy said: What's an astronauts favorite part of the computer? The space bar Probably where they get there drinks too😂 1
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 I don't trust stairs...they are always up to something
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, its tearable
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 How do you know that french fries were not cooked in France? They are cooked in Greece
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base
Guest DaddyShenanigan Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad
beanbean Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? There middle name 1
beanbean Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 What do you call a dad that promises winter vacations but doesn’t deliver?? A flake 1
beanbean Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 Whenever my car hits a pothole it sends a jolt thru my back ! I don’t know if it’s the shock or the struts . The suspension is killing me 1
beanbean Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 I just got busted for stealing wine ,, now there taking me to cork 1
beanbean Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 If your ever assaulted by a knight or a rook you should go to the hospital.. chess pains are serious 1
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