beanbean Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 I went to McDonald’s today I asked the man for a shake, he gave me the finger and walked away from the urinal 2
Ashleyoop Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 5 hours ago, beanbean said: I really like wind turbines.. big fan What's a wind turbine's favorite type of music? They're huge metal fans..~ 15 hours ago, Warmandfuzzy said: I don't trust stairs...they are always up to something "What's upstairs?" They don't talk! 2
beanbean Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 2 hours ago, Ashleyoop said: What's a wind turbine's favorite type of music? They're huge metal fans..~ "What's upstairs?" They don't talk! Haha
beanbean Posted April 20 Report Posted April 20 What did the seven dwarfs say when their garden tools were out of reach? High hoe !high ho 2 1
beanbean Posted April 20 Report Posted April 20 I regret losing people in my life , perhaps being a trail guide not for me 2 1
beanbean Posted April 20 Report Posted April 20 You hear all the talk about the boarding house that blew up? Roomers are flying 2
beanbean Posted April 20 Report Posted April 20 So far I am having a bad Easter. All my eggs dyed 2 1
beanbean Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 21 hours ago, LittleBiscut said: A circle? Yes maybe I should have put the answer 😂 2
beanbean Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 What does the clone say to acknowledge a command? Copy that 1 3
beanbean Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 30 minutes ago, LittleBiscut said: Ahahahahah that’s terribly good 😆 What can I say I have a gift😂😂 1
beanbean Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 2 minutes ago, LittleBiscut said: A terribly wonderful gift yes 🙌🤭 Lol o just think as a wonderful gift 😂😂 1
beanbean Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 1 hour ago, beanbean said: Lol o just think as a wonderful gift 😂😂 How long does a jousting match last ? Till Knight Fall 2 1
beanbean Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 What did the dog say when it ate to much?? Barf Barf 1
beanbean Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 Hey Dad have you seen my sunglasses? No son have you seen my dad glasses 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 You swap the order of the lines around. How do you tell a bad joke on purpose?
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 Why do Bakers only trade recipes with other bakers? It's on a knead to know basis. 1
beanbean Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 My daughter finally started looking for a job. I told there an entry level job that people are dying to get into and you start with 30000 people beneath you, working at the graveyard not for everyone tho 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 Why can't people dance well Barefoot? They have no soles. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 Why did the Chicken cross the road? The question isn't why, but HOW do you make a Road cross?? How does that even happen?? 1
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