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I went to McDonald’s today I asked the man for a shake, he gave me the finger and walked away from the urinal 

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5 hours ago, beanbean said:

I really like wind turbines.. big fan

What's a wind turbine's favorite type of music? They're huge metal fans..~
 

15 hours ago, Warmandfuzzy said:

I don't trust stairs...they are always up to something

"What's upstairs?" They don't talk!

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2 hours ago, Ashleyoop said:

What's a wind turbine's favorite type of music? They're huge metal fans..~
 

"What's upstairs?" They don't talk!

Haha

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What’s always a all-rounder but pointless?

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What did the seven dwarfs say when their garden tools were out of reach?  High hoe !high ho

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I regret losing people in my life , perhaps being a trail guide not for me

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What did one plate say to the other? dinners on me

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You hear all the talk about the boarding house that blew up? Roomers are flying

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So far I am having a bad Easter. All my eggs dyed

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A circle? 

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21 hours ago, LittleBiscut said:

A circle? 

Yes maybe I should have put the answer 😂

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What does the clone say to acknowledge a command? Copy that 

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What is a witches favorite shape?a HEXagon

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Ahahahahah that’s terribly good 😆

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30 minutes ago, LittleBiscut said:

Ahahahahah that’s terribly good 😆

What can I say I have a gift😂😂

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A terribly wonderful gift yes 🙌🤭

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2 minutes ago, LittleBiscut said:

A terribly wonderful gift yes 🙌🤭

Lol o just think as a wonderful gift 😂😂

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1 hour ago, beanbean said:

Lol o just think as a wonderful gift 😂😂

How long does a jousting match last ?  Till Knight Fall

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What did the dog say when it ate to much??    Barf Barf

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Hey Dad have you seen my sunglasses?    No son have you seen my dad glasses 

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You swap the order of the lines around.

 

 

 

 

How do you tell a bad joke on purpose?

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Why do Bakers only trade recipes with other bakers?

 

 

 

 

It's on a knead to know basis.

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My daughter finally started looking for a job. I told there an entry level job that people are dying to get into and you start with 30000 people beneath you, working at the graveyard not for everyone tho

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Why can't people dance well Barefoot?

 

 

 

 

They have no soles.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

 

 

 

 

The question isn't why, but HOW do you make a Road cross?? How does that even happen??

Paul Rudd GIF by Ghostbusters

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