WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 A dog was standing next to the road one day, thinking about crossing it when a chicken walks up to him. The chicken says, "Don't do it man! You'll never hear the end of it!!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 (edited) Did you hear about the CIA using Chickens for espionage? Not much is known. It's all Cluck and Dagger. Edited April 21 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 What kind of conversations do Farmers have while milking their cows? Udder nonsense. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 Why didn't the Farmer tell jokes in front of his cows and sheep? They had "herd" them all before. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 (edited) Why do cows have hooves instead of feet or paws? Because they lac-toes!! Edited April 21 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 What happens when you get a promotion at the tree farm? You become a branch manager! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 What do you call people who work on a chicken farm? Chicken tenders! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 What do you call a farm that raises both chickens and pigs? A Chicken Bacon Ranch!
WizardofOSS Posted April 21 Report Posted April 21 1 minute ago, LittleBiscut said: Not Dino nuggies? 🦖 Nope, that would be how they treated Nerdy Dinosaurs in School.... They gave them Dino - Nuggies!! 1
beanbean Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 What type of jewelry does the headless horseman wear ?? A neckless 1 1
beanbean Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 So a guy goes to the hospital and says doctor help me I am shrinking. And the doctor says now your just going to have to be a little patient 2
beanbean Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 I asked my daughter,”what’s a Mountain Dew? She answered as far as I know , it just sits there 1 1
beanbean Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 How to diamonds get to know othe diamond’s better… carbon dating 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 Why couldn't the Mexican Hunter use his hunting Bow? Because he didn't habanero. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 How do tailors make pants last? They make the shirt first! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 (edited) What did the town crier announce when they couldn't find the knight's missing attendant that afternoon? "It's 4:04! Page not found!" Edited April 22 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 (edited) How do knights communicate? Chain Mail! Edited April 22 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 An old saying goes..... "Once a King, always a King!... But, Once a Knight, is enough for any man!" ~ Source unknown 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 What does a Wizard take when he's sick? Caster Oil. 1
beanbean Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 Did you here about the claustrophobic Astronaut.. she just needed space 1
beanbean Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 Why did the chicken put the egg under an axe …. To hatchet 1 1
beanbean Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 Why aren’t koalas considered bears .. because they don’t have the koalafications 1 1
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