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What do doctors do for people obsessed with yachts. Prescribe. Anti-buy-yacthics

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I went to the grocery store for avocados,and noticed them seeking of the guacamole stock at a deep discount.. so of course I bought the dip

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What is the hardest animal to hunt in Africa?

 

 

 

Polar Bears

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My Dad took me hunting when I was a kid...

 

 

 

 

 

...and he always gave me a three minute head start!

Bounty Hunter Run GIF by BabylonBee

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Did you hear about the human that was snatched by the undead?

 

 

 

He's all wight now!

 

Be Happy Good Morning GIF by mattbag3d

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Why was King Charles of England concerned about the dark clouds gathering outside?

 

 

 

Because it was going to be another reigny day!

 

mom hookers GIF

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Why does no one like fish merchants?

 

 

 

Because they selfish!

 

Happy Farmers Market GIF by Rare Americans

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Why couldn't the sailors play with their game of cards?

 

 

 

Because the Captain was standing on the Deck.

 

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What do you call just 3 Rats and a Tail (1/7th) of a Rat in a boat?

 

 

 

 

Pi - Rats!!

Excited The Muppet Show GIF by Muppet Wiki

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How do you get a Blind man to see?

 

 

 

By Boat.

rockos modern life nicksplat GIF

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What do you call a boat that's 50% off the price?

 

 

 

A Sale Boat.

 

hey arnold nick splat GIF

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I was always afraid to get a dad bod,, but I am coming around

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One time I knocked on a psychics door and she siad who is it ? So I left

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I was asked who my vampire is !! I said the one from Sesame Street..they told me he doesn’t count ! I replied i assure he does 

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What did the mitochondria say to the nucleus? Looks like we're cell-mates..~

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According to expert hunters, which side of a whitetail deer has the most meat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Inside!!!

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Wouldn't it be funny if they hunted back? LOL!!

 

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Why did the Deer get braces?

 

 

 

 

He had Buck Teeth!!

 

Bunny Smile GIF by Aardman Animations

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What do hunters eat while they're hunting for Deer?

 

 

 

 

Sour-Doe Bread.

 

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Why did the Deer cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

To prove he wasn't a chicken.

 

friends mom GIF

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Why couldn't the Wizard go on a quest today?

 

 

 

 

He had a Staff Infection!

 

Sword In The Stone Magic GIF by TallBoyz

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A famous person once said,

"You can't trust everything you read on the Internet." - Abraham Lincoln, 1865

 

humor lol GIF by Lance Ford

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How do you get a Rat to smile??

 

 

 

 

Tell it some cheesy jokes!!

 

Good Food GIF

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Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm?

 

 

At the second hand store

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his fur?

 

 

A chocolate chip wookie

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

 

 

ten tickles

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