beanbean Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 What do doctors do for people obsessed with yachts. Prescribe. Anti-buy-yacthics 1
beanbean Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 I went to the grocery store for avocados,and noticed them seeking of the guacamole stock at a deep discount.. so of course I bought the dip 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 What is the hardest animal to hunt in Africa? Polar Bears
WizardofOSS Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 (edited) My Dad took me hunting when I was a kid... ...and he always gave me a three minute head start! Edited April 23 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 Did you hear about the human that was snatched by the undead? He's all wight now!
WizardofOSS Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 Why was King Charles of England concerned about the dark clouds gathering outside? Because it was going to be another reigny day! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 Why does no one like fish merchants? Because they selfish! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 Why couldn't the sailors play with their game of cards? Because the Captain was standing on the Deck. 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 What do you call just 3 Rats and a Tail (1/7th) of a Rat in a boat? Pi - Rats!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 (edited) What do you call a boat that's 50% off the price? A Sale Boat. Edited April 23 by WizardofOSS 1
beanbean Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 I was always afraid to get a dad bod,, but I am coming around 1
beanbean Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 One time I knocked on a psychics door and she siad who is it ? So I left 1
beanbean Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 I was asked who my vampire is !! I said the one from Sesame Street..they told me he doesn’t count ! I replied i assure he does 1
Ashleyoop Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 What did the mitochondria say to the nucleus? Looks like we're cell-mates..~ 2 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 According to expert hunters, which side of a whitetail deer has the most meat? The Inside!!! Wouldn't it be funny if they hunted back? LOL!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 Why did the Deer get braces? He had Buck Teeth!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 What do hunters eat while they're hunting for Deer? Sour-Doe Bread. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 Why did the Deer cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken.
WizardofOSS Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 Why couldn't the Wizard go on a quest today? He had a Staff Infection!
WizardofOSS Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 A famous person once said, "You can't trust everything you read on the Internet." - Abraham Lincoln, 1865
WizardofOSS Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 How do you get a Rat to smile?? Tell it some cheesy jokes!!
DaddyShenanigan Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm? At the second hand store 1
DaddyShenanigan Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his fur? A chocolate chip wookie 1
DaddyShenanigan Posted April 24 Report Posted April 24 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles
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