beanbean Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 A gardener fried suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tried it , I think I prefer cream 2
beanbean Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer?? No pressure 1 1
Ashleyoop Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean..~ 1 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 The artist was the best! She could always draw a crowd! 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 Why are Trumpet players like Pirates? They are murder on the high C's!! 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 Did you hear about the Pottery furnace that exploded? They had to notify the next of kiln. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 What did the mother cow say to the baby cow at midnight? It's pasture bedtime! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 People that don't eat meat are called Vegetarians, but what are people called who don't eat Vegetables? Constipated. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 In a meat smoker, two pieces of meat are talking, One says to the other, "Man, I hate those sausages!!" The other says, "Yeah, they're the wurst!!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 Why did all the ranchers carry a piece of meat to their company Bar-B-Q? They were all Steakholders. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 28 Report Posted April 28 What do you call a Meat pun? A Meataphor! Like Herding Cats! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 29 Report Posted April 29 Why did the musician keep his instruments lying in the snow? He liked playing cool music! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 29 Report Posted April 29 Why is it hard to read a Gypsy's handwriting? It's all in Curse-ive! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 29 Report Posted April 29 What do you call a Minotaur's big brother? A Maxotaur! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 29 Report Posted April 29 How many adventurers does it take to snuff out a candle? All of them! "Don't you know you never split the party!!" ((A flashback to 2013 D&D wisdom!! Enjoy!!)) 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 29 Report Posted April 29 How many D&D clerics does it take to ignite a candle? One, they can Cure Light. 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 29 Report Posted April 29 It's hard to explain Metaphors to thieves, they're always taking things, literally! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 29 Report Posted April 29 How do you harvest herbs and veggies in the winter? With an Ice-Sickle! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 29 Report Posted April 29 What do you call a Harvest of Dad Jokes? A Cornycopia! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 29 Report Posted April 29 How do Fossils find their one true love? By Carbon Dating! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 30 Report Posted April 30 It's the month of the Kentucky Derby!! What is the easiest way to find out which horse everyone likes the best? With a Gallop Poll! (Omg! Who remembers Rainbow Bright?)
WizardofOSS Posted April 30 Report Posted April 30 Why are D&D Beholders Polyamorous? They are always seeing multiple people! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 30 Report Posted April 30 Of all the undead creatures in adventure stories, which is the most festive? A Christmas Wraith. 1
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