beanbean Posted Monday at 12:50 PM Report Posted Monday at 12:50 PM A gardener fried suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tried it , I think I prefer cream 2
beanbean Posted Monday at 12:51 PM Report Posted Monday at 12:51 PM Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer?? No pressure 1 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 12:52 PM Report Posted Monday at 12:52 PM What the smelliest day of the week ? Sa-turd-ay 1
Ashleyoop Posted Monday at 01:11 PM Report Posted Monday at 01:11 PM What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean..~ 1 2
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 02:01 PM Report Posted Monday at 02:01 PM The artist was the best! She could always draw a crowd! 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 02:02 PM Report Posted Monday at 02:02 PM Why are Trumpet players like Pirates? They are murder on the high C's!! 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 02:05 PM Report Posted Monday at 02:05 PM Did you hear about the Pottery furnace that exploded? They had to notify the next of kiln. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 02:15 PM Report Posted Monday at 02:15 PM What did the mother cow say to the baby cow at midnight? It's pasture bedtime!
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 02:21 PM Report Posted Monday at 02:21 PM People that don't eat meat are called Vegetarians, but what are people called who don't eat Vegetables? Constipated.
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 02:24 PM Report Posted Monday at 02:24 PM In a meat smoker, two pieces of meat are talking, One says to the other, "Man, I hate those sausages!!" The other says, "Yeah, they're the wurst!!"
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 02:27 PM Report Posted Monday at 02:27 PM Why did all the ranchers carry a piece of meat to their company Bar-B-Q? They were all Steakholders.
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 02:30 PM Report Posted Monday at 02:30 PM What do you call a Meat pun? A Meataphor! Like Herding Cats!
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 01:57 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 01:57 PM Why did the musician keep his instruments lying in the snow? He liked playing cool music!
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:02 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:02 PM Why is it hard to read a Gypsy's handwriting? It's all in Curse-ive!
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:04 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:04 PM What do you call a Minotaur's big brother? A Maxotaur!
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:07 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:07 PM How many adventurers does it take to snuff out a candle? All of them! "Don't you know you never split the party!!" ((A flashback to 2013 D&D wisdom!! Enjoy!!))
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:10 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:10 PM How many D&D clerics does it take to ignite a candle? One, they can Cure Light.
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:11 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:11 PM What's Green and sounds like a a Dork? An Orc!!
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:13 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:13 PM It's hard to explain Metaphors to thieves, they're always taking things, literally!
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:16 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:16 PM How do you harvest herbs and veggies in the winter? With an Ice-Sickle!
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 02:20 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:20 PM What do you call a Harvest of Dad Jokes? A Cornycopia!
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 06:44 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 06:44 PM How do Fossils find their one true love? By Carbon Dating!
WizardofOSS Posted 5 hours ago Report Posted 5 hours ago It's the month of the Kentucky Derby!! What is the easiest way to find out which horse everyone likes the best? With a Gallop Poll! (Omg! Who remembers Rainbow Bright?)
WizardofOSS Posted 5 hours ago Report Posted 5 hours ago Why are D&D Beholders Polyamorous? They are always seeing multiple people!
WizardofOSS Posted 5 hours ago Report Posted 5 hours ago Of all the undead creatures in adventure stories, which is the most festive? A Christmas Wraith.
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