Jump to content
DDlg Forum & Community Welcome home !

Big Book of Dad Jokes.


Recommended Posts

Posted

A gardener fried suggested I put manure on my strawberries.  Tried it , I think I prefer cream

  • giggling 2
Posted

Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer?? No pressure 

  • giggling 1
  • Eye Roll 1
Posted

What the smelliest day of the week ? Sa-turd-ay

  • Eye Roll 1
Posted

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large breasted crab?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean..~

  • Like 1
  • giggling 2
Posted

The artist was the best! She could always draw a crowd!

 

emas 2018 GIF by 2017 MTV EMA

  • Like 1
  • giggling 1
Posted

Why are Trumpet players like Pirates?

 

 

 

They are murder on the high C's!!

 

The Simpsons Moe GIF by FOX TV

  • Like 1
  • snickering 1
Posted

Did you hear about the Pottery furnace that exploded?

 

 

 

 

They had to notify the next of kiln.

 

Shovel GIF by SURVIVAL REVIVED

  • Eye Roll 1
Posted

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow at midnight?

 

 

 

 

It's pasture bedtime!

 

Mother Milk GIF by Mossgiel Farm

  • giggling 1
Posted

People that don't eat meat are called Vegetarians, but what are people called who don't eat Vegetables?

 

 

 

 

Constipated.

 

Good Morning GIF by Pudgy Penguins

  • Eye Roll 1
Posted

In a meat smoker, two pieces of meat are talking,

One says to the other, "Man, I hate those sausages!!"

The other says, "Yeah, they're the wurst!!"

 

fun serie GIF by DMAX

  • giggling 1
Posted

Why did all the ranchers carry a piece of meat to their company Bar-B-Q?

 

 

 

They were all Steakholders.

 

Dinner Kiss GIF by Lipchan

  • snickering 1
Posted

What do you call a Meat pun?

 

 

 

 

A Meataphor!

 

cats horses GIF

Like Herding Cats!

  • Eye Roll 1
Posted

Why did the musician keep his instruments lying in the snow?

 

 

 

He liked playing cool music!

 

Episode 8 Comedy GIF by The Office

  • giggling 1
Posted

Why is it hard to read a Gypsy's handwriting?

 

 

 

It's all in Curse-ive!

 

Money Crypto GIF by HegeCoin

  • Eye Roll 1
Posted

What do you call a Minotaur's big brother?

 

 

 

A Maxotaur!

 

Angry Greek GIF by Xbox

  • giggling 1
Posted

How many adventurers does it take to snuff out a candle?

 

 

 

All of them! "Don't you know you never split the party!!"

 

((A flashback to 2013 D&D wisdom!! Enjoy!!))

 

  • giggling 1
Posted

How many D&D clerics does it take to ignite a candle?

 

 

 

One, they can Cure Light.

 

Magic Witch GIF

  • Eye Roll 1
Posted

What's Green and sounds like a a Dork?

 

 

 

 

An Orc!!

 

Suspicious Eyebrows GIF by Clasharama

  • giggling 1
Posted

It's hard to explain Metaphors to thieves, they're always taking things, literally!

 

Police Dachshund GIF

  • giggling 1
Posted

How do you harvest herbs and veggies in the winter?

 

 

 

With an Ice-Sickle!

 

Halloween Death GIF by pikaole

  • Eye Roll 1
Posted

What do you call a Harvest of Dad Jokes?

 

 

 

A Cornycopia!

 

Thanksgiving Cornucopia GIF by Juan Billy

  • Haha 1
Posted

How do Fossils find their one true love?

 

 

 

By Carbon Dating!

 

Happy Best Friend GIF by Claynosaurz

  • Eye Roll 1
Posted

It's the month of the Kentucky Derby!! What is the easiest way to find out which horse everyone likes the best?

 

 

 

 

With a Gallop Poll!

 

rainbow brite 80s GIF

(Omg! Who remembers Rainbow Bright?)

Posted

Why are D&D Beholders Polyamorous?

 

 

 

They are always seeing multiple people!

 

Saturday Morning Cartoons Monster GIF by Dungeons & Dragons

  • giggling 1
Posted

Of all the undead creatures in adventure stories, which is the most festive?

 

 

 

 

A Christmas Wraith.

 

Under The Covers Snow GIF by Fleischer Studios

  • giggling 1

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...