WizardofOSS Posted April 30 Report Posted April 30 (edited) What did Boomer parents do to kill boredom before the invention of the Internet? I'm Gen X and I asked my 6 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either!! Edited April 30 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted April 30 Report Posted April 30 What do you call it when there's no Internet in Russia? Internyet! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 30 Report Posted April 30 How do you get reliable Internet on a big Ranch? Move the modem to the Barn for stable internet! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 30 Report Posted April 30 I had a great response from people suggesting another word for Tavern, I want to thank everyone for writing Inn! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 30 Report Posted April 30 (NSFW) Spoiler A Dwarf walks into a tavern and says, "Hello ladies! I am 4 feet 11 inches....and those are two different measurements!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 30 Report Posted April 30 What do you call a homeless Horse? An unstable Horse! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 1 Report Posted May 1 Why did the Minstrel get kicked out of the Tavern? He was Bard for life! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 1 Report Posted May 1 In a Roleplaying Game, what do Bards drop when you kill them? Lute! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 1 Report Posted May 1 Sandy's mom has four kids named; North, West, East. What is the name of the fourth child? Well, Sandy of course! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 1 Report Posted May 1 A Cruise ship sank in a storm and killed every single person. Who survived? Married couples! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 1 Report Posted May 1 Why did the Daddy Rabbit go to the barber? He had too many Hares and he had to get clipped! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 2 Report Posted May 2 What do you call a bird that can fly, but can't? Jailbird 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 2 Report Posted May 2 Wise thoughts - "Man who run after car get exhausted, but then man who fall down and get run over by car get tired!" - Confucius
WizardofOSS Posted May 2 Report Posted May 2 Where do comedians find the best people to tell their jokes to? In prisons, where they have captive audiences! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 2 Report Posted May 2 I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition. 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 2 Report Posted May 2 A prisoner digs a hole out of jail... ...and ends up in a Toddler Playground and yells, "I'm Free, I'm Free!!" A Toddler walks up and says, "So big deal, I'm Four!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 2 Report Posted May 2 Why was Abraham Lincoln never put in jail? Because he was in-a-cent!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 2 Report Posted May 2 Why did the cellphone go to jail? It was charged with battery! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 2 Report Posted May 2 How do you stop a Rhinoceros from Charging? Take away his credit cards!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 2 Report Posted May 2 Did you hear about the two nuts who got mugged? One was a salted!! 1
Guest yourmasterM Posted May 3 Report Posted May 3 Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine. He woke up
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now