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Be careful when driving on ma 5 it’s sinkhole de mayo 

 

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Why do you call a nervous javelin?   Shake Spear

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I made some fish tacos yesterday!!  They ignored them and swam away 

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How do pigs save money on clothes? They use ham-me-downs

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I am not particularly handy but I had a go t redoing the electrics.   The whole family was shocked 

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What did sushi say to the bee? Wasabi 

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Why can’t you ask a traditionalists four quarters instead of a dollar bill?   Because they don’t like change

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Why was it called the dark ages .. because of the knights

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Hoed I get a farm girl to date you? First, a tractor 

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Today is May the forth . Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo .  If your not careful with what you eat or drink ,the next day is revenge of sixth

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Why did the the owl cancel his date when he saw it was raining? It was too wet to woo

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There no fancy glassware aboard the millennium falcon? Just solo cups

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My wife wanted to talk about way to improve our sex life ! Apparently,Sarah from works seems keen , wasn’t what she meant 

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A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So I got out of bed and looked with him 

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The furniture store salesman told me ‘’this sofa will seat five people without problems ,, I asked him were am I going to possibly find five people with no problems?

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I used to be addicted to hokey pockey , but i really turned myself around 

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I meant a flying mermaid! Her name was Aerial 

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You should never play poker in a wash salon . You never know what they mean when they say I fold

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Apparently I’m a bad husband because I ruined our anniversary!! I think she just looking for a fight I didn’t even know it was our anniversary 

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Don’t fall in love with a tennis player .. love means nothing to them

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I have a friend that’s a diamond cutter . He mows the lawn in Fenway 

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Why aren't Dogs good dancers?

 

 

 

 

 

They have 2 left feet!!

Disco Dancing GIF

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What kind of monster is the best dancer?

 

 

 

 

 

The Boogieman!

Happy Boogie Woogie GIF by Bold Art Degens

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What age do people realize they want to be Tap Dancers?

 

 

 

 

It's about 5, 6, 7, 8...

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Studies have shown that killing and violence in Video Games doesn't lead to real violence....

 

 

 

 

 

The Lag does!!

Brawl Stars No GIF by Tribe Gaming

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