beanbean Posted May 3 Report Posted May 3 I made some fish tacos yesterday!! They ignored them and swam away 2 1
beanbean Posted May 3 Report Posted May 3 I am not particularly handy but I had a go t redoing the electrics. The whole family was shocked 1 1
beanbean Posted May 3 Report Posted May 3 Why can’t you ask a traditionalists four quarters instead of a dollar bill? Because they don’t like change 1 1
beanbean Posted May 3 Report Posted May 3 Why was it called the dark ages .. because of the knights 2
beanbean Posted Monday at 01:56 AM Report Posted Monday at 01:56 AM Hoed I get a farm girl to date you? First, a tractor 1 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 02:01 AM Report Posted Monday at 02:01 AM Today is May the forth . Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo . If your not careful with what you eat or drink ,the next day is revenge of sixth 1 1 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 02:03 AM Report Posted Monday at 02:03 AM Why did the the owl cancel his date when he saw it was raining? It was too wet to woo 1 2
beanbean Posted Monday at 02:05 AM Report Posted Monday at 02:05 AM There no fancy glassware aboard the millennium falcon? Just solo cups 1 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 02:09 AM Report Posted Monday at 02:09 AM My wife wanted to talk about way to improve our sex life ! Apparently,Sarah from works seems keen , wasn’t what she meant 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 02:16 AM Report Posted Monday at 02:16 AM A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So I got out of bed and looked with him 1 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 03:24 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:24 PM The furniture store salesman told me ‘’this sofa will seat five people without problems ,, I asked him were am I going to possibly find five people with no problems? 2
beanbean Posted Monday at 03:25 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:25 PM I used to be addicted to hokey pockey , but i really turned myself around 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 03:26 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:26 PM I meant a flying mermaid! Her name was Aerial 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 03:30 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:30 PM You should never play poker in a wash salon . You never know what they mean when they say I fold 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 03:31 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:31 PM Apparently I’m a bad husband because I ruined our anniversary!! I think she just looking for a fight I didn’t even know it was our anniversary 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 03:31 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:31 PM Don’t fall in love with a tennis player .. love means nothing to them 1
beanbean Posted Monday at 03:34 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:34 PM I have a friend that’s a diamond cutter . He mows the lawn in Fenway 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 03:49 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:49 PM Why aren't Dogs good dancers? They have 2 left feet!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 03:51 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:51 PM What kind of monster is the best dancer? The Boogieman! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 03:55 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:55 PM What age do people realize they want to be Tap Dancers? It's about 5, 6, 7, 8... 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 03:58 PM Report Posted Monday at 03:58 PM Studies have shown that killing and violence in Video Games doesn't lead to real violence.... The Lag does!! 1
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