beanbean Posted May 3 Report Posted May 3 I made some fish tacos yesterday!! They ignored them and swam away 2 1
beanbean Posted May 3 Report Posted May 3 I am not particularly handy but I had a go t redoing the electrics. The whole family was shocked 1 1
beanbean Posted May 3 Report Posted May 3 Why can’t you ask a traditionalists four quarters instead of a dollar bill? Because they don’t like change 1 1
beanbean Posted May 3 Report Posted May 3 Why was it called the dark ages .. because of the knights 2
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 Today is May the forth . Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo . If your not careful with what you eat or drink ,the next day is revenge of sixth 1 1 1
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 Why did the the owl cancel his date when he saw it was raining? It was too wet to woo 1 2
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 There no fancy glassware aboard the millennium falcon? Just solo cups 1 1
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 My wife wanted to talk about way to improve our sex life ! Apparently,Sarah from works seems keen , wasn’t what she meant 1
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So I got out of bed and looked with him 1 1
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 The furniture store salesman told me ‘’this sofa will seat five people without problems ,, I asked him were am I going to possibly find five people with no problems? 2
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 I used to be addicted to hokey pockey , but i really turned myself around 1
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 You should never play poker in a wash salon . You never know what they mean when they say I fold 1
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 Apparently I’m a bad husband because I ruined our anniversary!! I think she just looking for a fight I didn’t even know it was our anniversary 1
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 Don’t fall in love with a tennis player .. love means nothing to them 1
beanbean Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 I have a friend that’s a diamond cutter . He mows the lawn in Fenway 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 What kind of monster is the best dancer? The Boogieman! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 What age do people realize they want to be Tap Dancers? It's about 5, 6, 7, 8... 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 5 Report Posted May 5 Studies have shown that killing and violence in Video Games doesn't lead to real violence.... The Lag does!! 1
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