WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 04:02 PM Report Posted Monday at 04:02 PM What do you call a Fish with no eyes?? A Fsh! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 04:05 PM Report Posted Monday at 04:05 PM What do you call two bananas on the ground? Slippers! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 04:17 PM Report Posted Monday at 04:17 PM What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but actually mean your mother. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 04:23 PM Report Posted Monday at 04:23 PM One day there were two muffins in the Oven when one muffin turns to the other and says, "It sure is getting hot in here!" The other muffin looks surprised and says, "Look! A talking muffin!!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 04:27 PM Report Posted Monday at 04:27 PM I'm opening a funeral parlor for people of no specific religion... I'm calling it "Die Agnostic Services" 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 04:30 PM Report Posted Monday at 04:30 PM What's the worst thing to do at a funeral? Wake up!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:24 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:24 PM Why did Pirates always name their swords after women? Because they were Cutlasses, not Cutlads! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:36 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:36 PM What is it called when you get your lover's soul magically enchanted into a sword? A Bae-Blade! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:43 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:43 PM What did the Beaver find after his home was destroyed by a flood? Not a dam thing! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:45 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:45 PM Why do you have to act quickly during a flood? Because it's an emergent Sea! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:49 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:49 PM Did you know the Ocean isn't always salty? Sometimes it's peppery. It depends on the Season. Bonus...... 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 06:52 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:52 PM I was going to tell you all a joke about Time travelling, But you all didn't like it. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 07:01 PM Report Posted Monday at 07:01 PM Why are people with Dextrocardia so nice and generous? Because their heart is in the right place. Spoiler Dextrocardia is a medical condition in which the Heart is actually on the right side on the torso instead of the normal left side. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Monday at 07:09 PM Report Posted Monday at 07:09 PM I was proud to a part of the part-time Blackwater Village Volunteer Firefighter Department.... In all that time, we never lost a single foundation! Never! Spoiler Funny thing is that this is a true story! I was a volunteer firefighter. However, my deepest respect and thanks to all the paid, full time professional firefighters out there!! Keep up the fight and save lives! 1
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 01:27 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 01:27 AM 6 hours ago, WizardofOSS said: I was proud to a part of the part-time Blackwater Village Volunteer Firefighter Department.... In all that time, we never lost a single foundation! Never! Reveal hidden contents Funny thing is that this is a true story! I was a volunteer firefighter. However, my deepest respect and thanks to all the paid, full time professional firefighters out there!! Keep up the fight and save lives! Haha I do appreciate your posts it hear. If I ever repeat a joke that you told I am sorry we have a lot of posts in here now lol 2
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:12 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:12 AM Only two years ago , my wives gynecologist delivered pizza. . The both still thing it’s a awful name 1
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:14 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:14 AM What kind of income does a vegetable receive? A Celery 2
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:15 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:15 AM What sound did Skype make when it went away? Zoom 1
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:18 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:18 AM Why did John Cena go to the eye doctor? Because he looked in the mirror and his reflection said you can’t see me 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 03:26 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:26 PM A Policeman came up to me with a drug sniffing dog and said, "This dog tells me that you may have some drugs." "I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs!" I replied 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 04:10 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 04:10 PM My friend's dog died yesterday, so to cheer her up, I went out and got her an identical dog. She was pretty upset... She said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs??!!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 04:13 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 04:13 PM I can't take my dog to the park anymore, because all the Ducks and Geese keep trying to bite him! I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bread dog! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 04:20 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 04:20 PM NSFW Spoiler A Dog and a Cat are argueing about who Humans love more. The Dog says, "Humans like us more. They even named a tooth called the "Canine" after us. That proves they love us more because they named an important body part after us!!" The Cat says, "Guess what? You're not going to win this one!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 04:22 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 04:22 PM In America, Dogs are also referred to as K9. In China, they are E10.
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 04:24 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 04:24 PM If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go? Purrrgatory! 1
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