WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 04:25 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 04:25 PM Why are dogs afraid to go to space? Because of the vacuum!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 07:04 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:04 PM I entered my Chihuahua in an "Ugliest Dog" contest and I won first place!! The Chihuahua won third. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 07:06 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:06 PM My dog ate a whole bag of scrabble tiles, so I rushed him to the Vet Hospital... ...No word yet!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 07:08 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:08 PM What is a terrible name for a dog. Yes, yes it is! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 07:12 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:12 PM I spotted an albino Dalmation the other day. It was the least I could do! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 07:14 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:14 PM My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot... ...We had to take the bike away. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 07:19 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:19 PM Why didn't the dog answer the phone? There was no collar ID! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 07:24 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:24 PM How are dog catchers paid? By the pound! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 07:29 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:29 PM My dog is a genius! I asked him what 2 minus 2 was.... ...and he said nothing!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Tuesday at 07:31 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:31 PM Ok...enough Dog jokes...I'll joke about cats tomorrow. For now we'll take the paws. 🤪 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 02:27 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:27 AM Breaking news!! The CEO of IKEA was just elected to be prime minister!! First on the agenda is to assemble his cabinet 1 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 02:29 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:29 AM If you want to taco about anything,, remember I’m nacho average listener 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 02:30 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:30 AM Why did the cook tell jokes to his soup? He wanted to make it a laughing stock 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 02:32 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:32 AM What kind of music you play when you’re fishing? Something catchy! 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 02:32 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:32 AM What is captain hook’s favorite kind of humor?? Deadpan 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 02:34 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:34 AM You know how in some sports they toss the balls to fans ? Your not supposed to do that in bowling I learned that the hard way 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 02:18 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:18 PM When single ladies reach the age of 45+, they tend to start collecting cats... This condition is natural and is called Many Paws. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 02:25 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:25 PM What do you call it when cats rebel? Mew-tiny!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 02:28 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:28 PM (edited) Why are there no cats on Mars? Curiosity killed them all! Spoiler If you don't know, Curiosity was the name of one of the Mars Rovers sent there! I know science and space nerds who love this joke!! LOL!!! Edited Wednesday at 02:29 PM by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 02:35 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:35 PM I think my cats are communists.... They keep asking for free food and talking about Mao! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 02:43 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 02:43 PM Why are cats better than babies? Because when you're done holding the cat, you can just drop it. (This would be so fun too!!) 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:05 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:05 PM Studies show that Atheists are more likely to collect Cats as pets than Christians... Because owning Christians as pets isn't legal, obviously! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:07 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:07 PM Why are cats so relaxed? Because they live in the meow. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:07 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:07 PM (edited) Why do cats make the fluffiest omelets? They have the best whiskers! Edited Wednesday at 03:10 PM by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:13 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:13 PM I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, don't listen, don't come in when you call, stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep... In other words, all the qualities they hate in men, they love in cats! 1
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