WizardofOSS Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 Why can't cats drive boats in Germany? Because it's fur-boatin'! 2
WizardofOSS Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 I just found out that I am allergic to cats.... Either that or I undercooked it. 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 (edited) The CIA discovered a Russian plot to use cats to control small submarines to attack American ships! Not to be out-done, the US Navy then started training Dogs to do the same thing to the Russians... ...they called their trained dogs "Sub-Woofers". Edited May 7 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 Where do cats stand when waiting for a train ride at the carnival? In the Fee Line! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 If cats have nine lives, what happens when cats are exposed to radiation such as an X-Ray? They develop into 18 half-lives! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 Where do cats keep their lipstick, keys, cellphone, catnip and everything else they ever may need? In their Purrrs. 2
WizardofOSS Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 Did you know that cats can jump higher than houses! Despite the fact that cats have great agility, strong hind legs, and can generate huge amounts of pushing force,... Houses can't jump. 1
beanbean Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 Why was the rabbit so happy? Cause some bunny loved him 1 1
beanbean Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 Did you know that if you live across the street from a cemetery you can’t be buried there? You have to die first 1 1
beanbean Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 How do antique dealers greet each other ? Hey so what’s old with you?
beanbean Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 I had a great conversation with a dolphin just now. We just clicked 2
beanbean Posted May 7 Report Posted May 7 How a can you tell if a jokes truly a dad joke? It’s apparent 1 1
LittleBiscut Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 *Graze on knuckles* what are you looking at? Oii son what’s what on your hand? Dad I was cleaning up the neighbourhood 😏 1
beanbean Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 I almost crashed my car into a broken down ice cream truck , he really should have put some cones down 2
WizardofOSS Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 A pig walks into a Tattoo shop and asks for a Tattoo. "What kind you want?" the artists asked. "I want something that makes me look wealthy!" the pig replied. The artist tattooed a large black rectangle on the pig's back.
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