WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:14 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:14 PM What scam do cats always fall for? Phishing! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:20 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:20 PM Why can't cats drive boats in Germany? Because it's fur-boatin'! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:24 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:24 PM I just found out that I am allergic to cats.... Either that or I undercooked it. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:26 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:26 PM (edited) The CIA discovered a Russian plot to use cats to control small submarines to attack American ships! Not to be out-done, the US Navy then started training Dogs to do the same thing to the Russians... ...they called their trained dogs "Sub-Woofers". Edited Wednesday at 03:27 PM by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:50 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:50 PM Where do cats stand when waiting for a train ride at the carnival? In the Fee Line! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 03:52 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 03:52 PM If cats have nine lives, what happens when cats are exposed to radiation such as an X-Ray? They develop into 18 half-lives! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 04:03 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:03 PM What language do cats speak? Purrsian! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 04:08 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:08 PM Where do cats keep their lipstick, keys, cellphone, catnip and everything else they ever may need? In their Purrrs. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 04:11 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:11 PM Did you know that cats can jump higher than houses! Despite the fact that cats have great agility, strong hind legs, and can generate huge amounts of pushing force,... Houses can't jump. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 04:13 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:13 PM What's a cat's favorite color? Purrple! 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:46 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:46 PM Why was the rabbit so happy? Cause some bunny loved him 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:47 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:47 PM Did you know that if you live across the street from a cemetery you can’t be buried there? You have to die first 1 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:49 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:49 PM How do antique dealers greet each other ? Hey so what’s old with you?
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:50 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:50 PM What better than a dad bod ? A father figure 1 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:51 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:51 PM I had a great conversation with a dolphin just now. We just clicked 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 06:52 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 06:52 PM How a can you tell if a jokes truly a dad joke? It’s apparent 1
LittleBiscut Posted Thursday at 03:07 AM Report Posted Thursday at 03:07 AM *Graze on knuckles* what are you looking at? Oii son what’s what on your hand? Dad I was cleaning up the neighbourhood 😏 1
beanbean Posted Thursday at 10:44 AM Report Posted Thursday at 10:44 AM What do you call a spiders necessities ?? Arachneeds
beanbean Posted Thursday at 10:45 AM Report Posted Thursday at 10:45 AM They told me to follow my dreams so I went back to bed 1
beanbean Posted Thursday at 10:48 AM Report Posted Thursday at 10:48 AM I almost crashed my car into a broken down ice cream truck , he really should have put some cones down 1
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 04:17 PM Report Posted Thursday at 04:17 PM What do pigs use when they get hurt? Oink-ment!
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 04:19 PM Report Posted Thursday at 04:19 PM What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig!
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 04:26 PM Report Posted Thursday at 04:26 PM What do you call a Pig who's very clever? Cunningham. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 04:27 PM Report Posted Thursday at 04:27 PM What do pigs like to listen to? Ham Radio. 1
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:18 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:18 PM A pig walks into a Tattoo shop and asks for a Tattoo. "What kind you want?" the artists asked. "I want something that makes me look wealthy!" the pig replied. The artist tattooed a large black rectangle on the pig's back.
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