DaddyShenanigan Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Why can’t you tell pigs secrets? because they always squeal 1
DaddyShenanigan Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Why are crabs so bad at sharing? Because they are shellfish
DaddyShenanigan Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Why did the deer go to the dentist? Because it had buck teeth 1
DaddyShenanigan Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Why can’t you surprise mountains? Because they are always peaking 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 What do you call a Pig without clothes? A Bacon Strip! 1
DaddyShenanigan Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 What is the tallest building in the world? A library, because it has so many stories 📕 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Why are pigs so bad at cooking? Because they are better bacon!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Why do you never see a pig in a tree? Because pigs can't climb trees!
WizardofOSS Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Why did the albino pig have bad breath? He had no pig mints!
WizardofOSS Posted May 8 Report Posted May 8 Why are pigs the worst drivers? Because they always hog the road.
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 How about some Disney jokes? What's the difference between Disney Plus and some adult websites? Disney Plus wants you to hate your step mother!
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Did you hear that Disney Plus is making a crossover film between Star Wars and Back to the Future, in which the main character is half time machine and half person? They're calling it Man-DeLorien.
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 First, when I die, I want my remains scattered all over Disney World! Second, I don't want to be cremated.
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie in his Disney collection except "UP"... Spoiler ...He's never going to give you "UP"! (Just got Rick-Rolled! I love it!) 🤣
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 I just unsubscribed from Disney Plus... And I feel Marvel less!
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Did you hear about the new Disney Princess from Mexico? Her name is Taco Belle!
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Last week, we took the kids to see "Disney on Ice" but it was very disappointing... It was just some old dead guy in a freezer!
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Which Disney princess would make the best Judge? Snow White, because she's the fairest one of all!
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain? He won the No-Belle prize!
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 The Haunted Mansion opened three years after Walt Disney passed away. It's what he always would have haunted!
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb? They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the World to revolve around them.
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 My favorite Disney movie is "Hunchback of Notre Dame"... I love a hero with a twisted backstory!
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