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Why can’t you tell pigs secrets?


because they always squeal

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Why are crabs so bad at sharing?

 

Because they are shellfish

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Why did the deer go to the dentist?

 

Because it had buck teeth

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Why can’t you surprise mountains?

 

Because they are always peaking

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What do you call a Pig without clothes?

 

 

 

 

A Bacon Strip!

shaun the sheep movie page GIF

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What is the tallest building in the world?

 

A library, because it has so many stories 📕 

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Why are pigs so bad at cooking?

 

 

 

 

Because they are better bacon!!

Happy Shaun The Sheep GIF by Aardman Animations

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Why do you never see a pig in a tree?

 

 

 

 

 

Because pigs can't climb trees!

hey arnold nicksplat GIF

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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

 

 

 

 

 

Hamboogers!

See Ya Flowers GIF by Slotomania Official

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Why did the albino pig have bad breath?

 

 

 

 

He had no pig mints!

Nom Nom Eating GIF by TikTok

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What do you call a town full of pigs?

 

 

 

 

A Hamlet.

Sad Step By Step GIF by Tonko House

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Why are pigs the worst drivers?

 

 

 

 

Because they always hog the road.

driving easy rider GIF by Afro Pig

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How about some Disney jokes?

 

What's the difference between Disney Plus and some adult websites?

 

 

 

Disney Plus wants you to hate your step mother!

Sleeping Beauty Animation GIF

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Did you hear that Disney Plus is making a crossover film between Star Wars and Back to the Future, in which the main character is half time machine and half person?

 

 

 

 

They're calling it Man-DeLorien.

Star Wars Animation GIF by Jake

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First, when I die, I want my remains scattered all over Disney World!

 

 

 

 

Second, I don't want to be cremated.

confused GIF

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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie in his Disney collection except "UP"...

 

 

 

Spoiler

 ...He's never going to give you "UP"!

rick astley GIF

(Just got Rick-Rolled! I love it!) 🤣

 

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I just unsubscribed from Disney Plus...

 

 

 

And I feel Marvel less!

Understand Captain America GIF

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Did you hear about the new Disney Princess from Mexico?

 

 

 

 

Her name is Taco Belle!

Chichen Itza Travel GIF by Zhotcita

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Last week, we took the kids to see "Disney on Ice" but it was very disappointing...

 

 

 

 

It was just some old dead guy in a freezer!

motivational you can do it GIF

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Which Disney princess would make the best Judge?

 

 

 

 

Snow White, because she's the fairest one of all!

my love theres nobody like him anywhere at GIF

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Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?

 

 

 

 

 

He won the No-Belle prize!

Read Beauty And The Beast GIF

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The Haunted Mansion opened three years after Walt Disney passed away.

 

 

 

 

 

It's what he always would have haunted!

Halloween Floating GIF by Crank Yankers

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How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the World to revolve around them.

princesses GIF

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My favorite Disney movie is "Hunchback of Notre Dame"...

 

 

 

 

I love a hero with a twisted backstory!

walt disney film GIF

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