Warmandfuzzy Posted Thursday at 07:19 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:19 PM What do alligators drink? Gator-aid 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Thursday at 07:20 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:20 PM Why can’t you tell pigs secrets? because they always squeal 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Thursday at 07:20 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:20 PM Why are crabs so bad at sharing? Because they are shellfish
Warmandfuzzy Posted Thursday at 07:21 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:21 PM Why did the deer go to the dentist? Because it had buck teeth 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Thursday at 07:22 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:22 PM Why can’t you surprise mountains? Because they are always peaking 1
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:24 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:24 PM What do you call a Pig without clothes? A Bacon Strip! 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted Thursday at 07:24 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:24 PM What is the tallest building in the world? A library, because it has so many stories 📕 1
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:26 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:26 PM Why are pigs so bad at cooking? Because they are better bacon!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:29 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:29 PM Why do you never see a pig in a tree? Because pigs can't climb trees!
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:48 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:48 PM What do you get when you pick a pig's nose? Hamboogers!
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:52 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:52 PM Why did the albino pig have bad breath? He had no pig mints!
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:55 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:55 PM What do you call a town full of pigs? A Hamlet.
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:58 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:58 PM Why are pigs the worst drivers? Because they always hog the road.
WizardofOSS Posted 17 hours ago Report Posted 17 hours ago How about some Disney jokes? What's the difference between Disney Plus and some adult websites? Disney Plus wants you to hate your step mother!
WizardofOSS Posted 17 hours ago Report Posted 17 hours ago Did you hear that Disney Plus is making a crossover film between Star Wars and Back to the Future, in which the main character is half time machine and half person? They're calling it Man-DeLorien.
WizardofOSS Posted 17 hours ago Report Posted 17 hours ago First, when I die, I want my remains scattered all over Disney World! Second, I don't want to be cremated.
WizardofOSS Posted 17 hours ago Report Posted 17 hours ago Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie in his Disney collection except "UP"... Spoiler ...He's never going to give you "UP"! (Just got Rick-Rolled! I love it!) 🤣
WizardofOSS Posted 17 hours ago Report Posted 17 hours ago I just unsubscribed from Disney Plus... And I feel Marvel less!
WizardofOSS Posted 17 hours ago Report Posted 17 hours ago Did you hear about the new Disney Princess from Mexico? Her name is Taco Belle!
WizardofOSS Posted 16 hours ago Report Posted 16 hours ago Last week, we took the kids to see "Disney on Ice" but it was very disappointing... It was just some old dead guy in a freezer!
WizardofOSS Posted 16 hours ago Report Posted 16 hours ago Which Disney princess would make the best Judge? Snow White, because she's the fairest one of all!
WizardofOSS Posted 16 hours ago Report Posted 16 hours ago Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain? He won the No-Belle prize!
WizardofOSS Posted 16 hours ago Report Posted 16 hours ago The Haunted Mansion opened three years after Walt Disney passed away. It's what he always would have haunted!
WizardofOSS Posted 16 hours ago Report Posted 16 hours ago How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb? They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the World to revolve around them.
WizardofOSS Posted 16 hours ago Report Posted 16 hours ago My favorite Disney movie is "Hunchback of Notre Dame"... I love a hero with a twisted backstory!
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