WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 How can people claim Walt Disney was anti-semitic? When one of the most famous songs was "When Jewish upon a Star!"
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Studies have shown that men develop a dating type based on their favorite Disney Princess. I had a friend who was really into Cinderella and exclusively dated Blonds. Another loved Snow White and is married to a woman with obsidian black hair. I was really into the Little Mermaid and that's why I'm not allowed in fish markets anymore. Spoiler This is so me....I always liked Ariel's flaming red hair. To this day I do like redheads. So hot!! Rawr...
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 (edited) Woke Disney has gone too far! First it was He/Him, then She/Her, then They/Them... Now they have an entire TV show called And/or!! Edited May 9 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Disney finally released Yoda's full name. It is.... Yoda Lay-Hee-Hoo!!
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Which Disney princess is always on dating apps? Tinderella. 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Why does Disney post warning signs about the local wildlife? Don't their Gators make ticking sounds as they approach?
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 Did you know a Disney princess was arrested by mistake? They thought it was someone Elsa! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 9 Report Posted May 9 And finally.... Walt Disney has a sharp pain in his knee. He starts rubbing it, icing it and elevating it on a pillow. The next few days, it only gets worse. He decides to go to the Doctor and report the pain. "Which Knee is hurting you Walt?" the Doctor asked. Pointing to his left knee, Walt said, "Disney!" 1
beanbean Posted May 10 Report Posted May 10 Why did the chicken only go halfway across the street . Because she wanted to lay it on the line 1
beanbean Posted May 10 Report Posted May 10 What do you call a person that collects all the plants? A horderculturist
beanbean Posted May 10 Report Posted May 10 Just saw a guy running down the road I yelled at him are you a super hero? He yelled no I didn’t pay for my haircut 1
beanbean Posted May 10 Report Posted May 10 Somebody stole a toilet from the police station. And they have nothing to go on now 1
beanbean Posted May 10 Report Posted May 10 5 hours ago, Sweetbabygirl_heartkitty99 said: who takes a pooooo station and whyyyy Lol I don’t know why
beanbean Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 14 hours ago, beanbean said: Lol I don’t know why What time is it when you need to guy to the dentist .. tooth hurty 1
beanbean Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 People need to stop putting flyers on my windshield, I don’t want to see a band called parking violation at the courthouse 1
beanbean Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 Jokes about elevated terrain aren’t just funny. .. there hill areas
BabyPoppy Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 1 hour ago, beanbean said: People need to stop putting flyers on my windshield, I don’t want to see a band called parking violation at the courthouse Thanks @beanbean I really needed that tonight! 😆🤣😂
WizardofOSS Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 I won $3 Million dollars from the lottery this weekend, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.... Now I only have $2,999,999.75 left!
WizardofOSS Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 "What are you going to do this weekend?" a friend asked me "Buy a new pair of glasses!" I said "What then?" he replied I replied, "We'll see." 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 My friend asked, "Do you want to come see my band play? The doors open at 8pm!" I replied, "How is that possible? I thought Jim Morrison was dead?"
WizardofOSS Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 A friend of mine is opening a bar that hosts brass bands every weekend... He's calling it HornPub.
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