WizardofOSS Posted 11 hours ago Report Posted 11 hours ago How can people claim Walt Disney was anti-semitic? When one of the most famous songs was "When Jewish upon a Star!"
WizardofOSS Posted 11 hours ago Report Posted 11 hours ago Studies have shown that men develop a dating type based on their favorite Disney Princess. I had a friend who was really into Cinderella and exclusively dated Blonds. Another loved Snow White and is married to a woman with obsidian black hair. I was really into the Little Mermaid and that's why I'm not allowed in fish markets anymore. Spoiler This is so me....I always liked Ariel's flaming red hair. To this day I do like redheads. So hot!! Rawr...
WizardofOSS Posted 9 hours ago Report Posted 9 hours ago (edited) Woke Disney has gone too far! First it was He/Him, then She/Her, then They/Them... Now they have an entire TV show called And/or!! Edited 9 hours ago by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted 9 hours ago Report Posted 9 hours ago Disney finally released Yoda's full name. It is.... Yoda Lay-Hee-Hoo!!
WizardofOSS Posted 9 hours ago Report Posted 9 hours ago Which Disney princess is always on dating apps? Tinderella.
WizardofOSS Posted 9 hours ago Report Posted 9 hours ago Why does Disney post warning signs about the local wildlife? Don't their Gators make ticking sounds as they approach?
WizardofOSS Posted 8 hours ago Report Posted 8 hours ago Did you know a Disney princess was arrested by mistake? They thought it was someone Elsa!
WizardofOSS Posted 8 hours ago Report Posted 8 hours ago And finally.... Walt Disney has a sharp pain in his knee. He starts rubbing it, icing it and elevating it on a pillow. The next few days, it only gets worse. He decides to go to the Doctor and report the pain. "Which Knee is hurting you Walt?" the Doctor asked. Pointing to his left knee, Walt said, "Disney!"
beanbean Posted 13 minutes ago Report Posted 13 minutes ago What do you call an upset stomach, tummy fury
beanbean Posted 12 minutes ago Report Posted 12 minutes ago Why did the chicken only go halfway across the street . Because she wanted to lay it on the line
beanbean Posted 10 minutes ago Report Posted 10 minutes ago What do you call a person that collects all the plants? A horderculturist
beanbean Posted 8 minutes ago Report Posted 8 minutes ago Just saw a guy running down the road I yelled at him are you a super hero? He yelled no I didn’t pay for my haircut
beanbean Posted 6 minutes ago Report Posted 6 minutes ago Somebody stole a toilet from the police station. And they have nothing to go on now
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