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How can people claim Walt Disney was anti-semitic?

 

 

 

 

When one of the most famous songs was "When Jewish upon a Star!"

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Studies have shown that men develop a dating type based on their favorite Disney Princess. I had a friend who was really into Cinderella and exclusively dated Blonds. Another loved Snow White and is married to a woman with obsidian black hair. I was really into the Little Mermaid and that's why I'm not allowed in fish markets anymore.

 

The Little Mermaid Yes GIF

 

 

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This is so me....I always liked Ariel's flaming red hair. To this day I do like redheads. So hot!! Rawr... ;) 

 

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Woke Disney has gone too far!

First it was He/Him, then She/Her, then They/Them...

 

 

 

Now they have an entire TV show called And/or!!

Cassian Andor GIF by Star Wars

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Disney finally released Yoda's full name. It is....

 

 

 

 

Yoda Lay-Hee-Hoo!!

Hey You Hello GIF by Rodney Dangerfield

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Which Disney princess is always on dating apps?

 

 

 

 

Tinderella.

Hey You Hello GIF by Mashed

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Why does Disney post warning signs about the local wildlife?

 

 

 

 

Don't their Gators make ticking sounds as they approach?

crocodile smile GIF

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Did you know a Disney princess was arrested by mistake?

 

 

 

 

They thought it was someone Elsa!

Disney Eating GIF

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And finally....

Walt Disney has a sharp pain in his knee. He starts rubbing it, icing it and elevating it on a pillow. The next few days, it only gets worse. He decides to go to the Doctor and report the pain.

"Which Knee is hurting you Walt?" the Doctor asked.

Pointing to his left knee, Walt said, "Disney!"

Carhartt GIF by BuzzFeed

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What do you call an upset stomach, tummy fury

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Why did the chicken only go halfway across the street . Because she wanted to lay it on the line

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What do you call a person that collects all the plants? A horderculturist

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Just saw a guy running down the road I yelled at him are you a super hero? He yelled no I didn’t pay for my haircut 

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Somebody stole a toilet from the police station. And they have nothing to go on now

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