WizardofOSS Posted May 12 Report Posted May 12 I made a movie about farm life.... ...but the quality was grainy and the plot was corny.
WizardofOSS Posted May 12 Report Posted May 12 True story! I remember going on my Senior field trip to Romania to stay with a host family for a week. We toured the city and villages and they even had a Zoo too! Well, being proud of their Zoo, we went to see it. However because of communism, it was very poor and there weren't any animals in this Zoo except for a single dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
beanbean Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 I had twenty dollars after buying a new gun , the holster was going to cost 40 dollars , so I bought a halfster 1
beanbean Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 How do churches help the poor ? They share the prophet’s 1
beanbean Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They are calling it Apollo G 1
beanbean Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 A sperm diner, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked in to a bar He came , he saw , he conquered
beanbean Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 Did you her about the gymnasts that got in a fight in July? It was a summer-assault 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 What do you call a line of people waiting to buy the newest Barbie doll? A Barbie Queue
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 So, I was buying a Barbie Doll for my niece at Walmart and I had a question, so I asked a salesperson "Does Barbie come with Ken?" "Oh no!" they replied, "Barbie only dates Ken, she comes with G.I. Joe."
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 (edited) A Duck walked into a Harry Potter toy store, and he asked the man, running the store: "Hey... ...got any Snapes?" Edited May 13 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 Why did the Australian fisherman get kicked out of the toy store? He was throwing shrimp on the Barbie.
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 I think EBay needs to update themselves. I searched for Cigarette Lighter and... 15,000 matches showed up!
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 Warning! Game of Thrones spoilers... ...will make your car look stupid!
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 Did you hear about the robbery at the "Oversized Games" store? It was a huge RISK he took!
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 How does Mario communicate with his partner when he dies? With a Luigi Board.
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 I got so angry at the game the other day, I slammed my mouse... ...the pet race after it was kind of awkward.
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 What is the difference between Game of Thrones and the social platform "X" (formerly twitter)? "X" only has 140 characters.
WizardofOSS Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 (edited) During the weekly Bingo Game at the American Legion, the Bingo caller began choking then collapsed. It appeared that calling Bingo games in smokey halls for 40 years had finally taken their toll. Struggling to breathe, the man was rushed to ER, then to surgery. The surgeon then successfully removed a mass from his windpipe. After waking from surgery, the man asked the surgeon if the mass was cancer... ...the surgeon replied, "Fortunately no. It was B9." Edited May 13 by WizardofOSS
beanbean Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 Where can you find the saddest fruit seeds? In the depths of dis-pear
beanbean Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 Why does the ocean roar ? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom
beanbean Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 What the most popular dog breed among magicians?labracadabrador
beanbean Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 Why did the turtle cross the road ? To get to the shell station
WizardofOSS Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much! ...I mean, what a stupid thing to fallout 4!
WizardofOSS Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release. It was Destiny!!
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