WizardofOSS Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 How many seasons of Game of Thrones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eight if you want to screw it completely! Yes, yes he does! 😠
WizardofOSS Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 My friend is kind of upset about which video game system to get for his birthday... ...nobody can console him!
WizardofOSS Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 Video games are great! They let you try out your wildest fantasies!! For example, on the Sims, you can have a job and a House!
WizardofOSS Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 What do you call the game of "Operation" if the batteries are dead? "Autopsy"
WizardofOSS Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 My family plays a lot of games during our game nights, but one is never mentioned... ...we don't talk about Uno, no, no!
beanbean Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 There recalling a brand of eye drops.. i really did not see that coming 1
beanbean Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 Why does a chicken have to click twice to find her wrench? Because she keeps it in her two bocks
beanbean Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 Why did a fly in the restaurant order a turd without onions?? Onions make his breath smell
beanbean Posted May 14 Report Posted May 14 Bouncer I am going to have to ask you to leave ? Me: why ? Bouncer: because this is my trampoline and I don’t know you 2
WizardofOSS Posted May 15 Report Posted May 15 Why did the child cross the road? To get to the other slide!
WizardofOSS Posted May 15 Report Posted May 15 Did you hear about the kid who made a business out of tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot for profit business!
WizardofOSS Posted May 15 Report Posted May 15 The police were called to a local playground with reports of hundreds of chickens running amok there... ...they thought it was a prank call, but now they suspect fowl play.
WizardofOSS Posted May 15 Report Posted May 15 A few high schoolers are hanging around after school, when a new kid walks by, "Hey kid! What's your name?" One asks. The new kids replies, "God" "No way!" he exclaims The new kid retorts, "Yahweh!"
WizardofOSS Posted May 15 Report Posted May 15 Why was the Banana afraid of playgrounds? It was scared of the Monkey Bars! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 15 Report Posted May 15 A vote for better slides in state parks is on the ballot this year... ...too bad I live in a swing state!
WizardofOSS Posted May 15 Report Posted May 15 Why did the Ghost get arrested at the playground today? He was arrested for distributing Boos to Minors!
beanbean Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 Don’t ever make fun of a dot … you don’t want to too diss a point 1 1
beanbean Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 I had to hire an exorcist .. the only warning he gave me is that if I fell behind in my payments I get repossessed
beanbean Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 Who was the most blood thirsty antelope in history? Vlad the impala 2
beanbean Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 Never discuss infinity with a mathematician.. they can go on about it forever 1 1
beanbean Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 What did one knife say to the other? Your dull mate i meant tacks sharper then you 1
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