WizardofOSS Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... ...called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area!
WizardofOSS Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 What does a stalker and a Pokemon GO player have in common? They both hide in the bushes hoping to get a Pikachu!
WizardofOSS Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 I lost all my Pokemon cards in a fire... I've only got Ash now.
WizardofOSS Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 The doctor put me on a new drug for Pokemon addicts... Gotacachemol. 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 What do you call a Pokemon in the Andes? Machu Pikachu 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 Earlier, I had to run to the pokemon center in a hurry... ...my Koffing had turned into Weezing! Spoiler It's a Pokemon joke, but in case you don't know... Koffing = > Weezing = > 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 What did Pikachu say when Ash fell off of a cliff!! Pikachu!!! It's all he ever says! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 (edited) People hate me for making all these Pokemon jokes... They're just Shellos! Spoiler Jealous = > Shellos, get it? It's a water pokemon introduced in generation 4, but I couldn't find a Gif for it! Sorry! Edited May 16 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 Yesterday, I made a Vegan cake by mixing up some flour, sugar and a Pokemon, and cooking for 20 minutes,... ...it was Butterfree! Spoiler In case you don't know, Butterfree is a Pokemon: Whether a cake with an insect is still Vegan or not is a hotly debated subject, making this joke doubly funny! I found this website to be very informative!! https://healthfullvegan.com/is-it-vegan-to-eat-bugs/
WizardofOSS Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 Why should you never trust Russian Pokemon? Fake Mews. 1
Cottontail Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 I love dad jokes, so I thought I would share my favourite one. I hope that's okay, Q. What did the ocean say to the beach A. Nothing it just waved 😂 2 1
beanbean Posted May 16 Report Posted May 16 51 minutes ago, Cottontail said: I love dad jokes, so I thought I would share my favourite one. I hope that's okay, Q. What did the ocean say to the beach A. Nothing it just waved 😂 Of course it’s okay that’s why the thread is here 2
beanbean Posted May 17 Report Posted May 17 My dad gave me an am radio for my birthday, I can’t understand why tho . He know I am not a morning person 2
beanbean Posted May 17 Report Posted May 17 What did the lawyer say to the sad dentist that just been prosecuted? Tooth hurts 1
beanbean Posted May 17 Report Posted May 17 I couldn’t decide what to have with my leftover buffalo sauce , so I decided to wing it 2 1
beanbean Posted May 17 Report Posted May 17 Did you hear about the lady that shot her husband in the thigh after she thought he was cheating? She was charged with a missed a wiener 1
beanbean Posted May 17 Report Posted May 17 What did the hamburger family name their daughter? Patty 2
beanbean Posted May 18 Report Posted May 18 Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor ? It was just a stage he was going through 1 1
beanbean Posted May 18 Report Posted May 18 When I got my vasectomy I was told I couldn’t have kids anymore .but when I got home my kids were still there 2
beanbean Posted May 18 Report Posted May 18 I was leaving the airport when a women fainted and fell on the baggage carousel. I asked the person next time if she was okay and they siad look she is slowly coming around now 1
beanbean Posted May 18 Report Posted May 18 If my name was David I would name him Harley. That way he could introduce himself as Harley , David’s son 1
beanbean Posted May 18 Report Posted May 18 (edited) Why did the parrot chase the duckling ? Poly wants a quacker Edited May 18 by beanbean 1
beanbean Posted May 18 Report Posted May 18 What did the pirate say when he lost his parrot.. polygon
beanbean Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 They never caught the guy that stole my Windex , Lysol, Clorox I guess he got a clean getaway
hurryning Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 what did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? supplies!! ----from dad jokes 1
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