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Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app...

 

 

 

 

...called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area!

tech phone GIF by Mashable

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What does a stalker and a Pokemon GO player have in common?

 

 

 

 

 

They both hide in the bushes hoping to get a Pikachu!

Oh Hell No Pokemon GIF

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I lost all my Pokemon cards in a fire...

 

 

 

 

I've only got Ash now.

Excited Ash Ketchum GIF by Pokémon

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The doctor put me on a new drug for Pokemon addicts...

 

 

 

 

Gotacachemol.

Trading Cards Shuffle GIF by Pokémon

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What do you call a Pokemon in the Andes?

 

 

 

 

Machu Pikachu

happy drinking water GIF

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Earlier, I had to run to the pokemon center in a hurry...

 

 

 

 

...my Koffing had turned into Weezing!

Spoiler

It's a Pokemon joke, but in case you don't know...

Koffing = > Weezing

Pokemon Farting GIF by Evan Hilton = > Pokemon Sword GIF by Pokémon

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What did Pikachu say when Ash fell off of a cliff!!

 

 

 

 

Pikachu!!! It's all he ever says!

Ash Ketchum Fall GIF by Pokémon

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People hate me for making all these Pokemon jokes...

 

 

 

 

They're just Shellos!

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Jealous = > Shellos, get it?  It's a water pokemon introduced in generation 4, but I couldn't find a Gif for it! Sorry!

 

Edited by WizardofOSS
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Yesterday, I made a Vegan cake by mixing up some flour, sugar and a Pokemon, and cooking for 20 minutes,...

 

 

 

 

 

...it was Butterfree!

Spoiler

In case you don't know, Butterfree is a Pokemon:

evolution evolve GIF

Whether a cake with an insect is still Vegan or not is a hotly debated subject, making this joke doubly funny! I found this website to be very informative!!  https://healthfullvegan.com/is-it-vegan-to-eat-bugs/

 

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Why should you never trust Russian Pokemon?

 

 

 

 

Fake Mews.

Flip Laughing GIF by Pokémon

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I love dad jokes, so I thought I would share my favourite one. I hope that's okay,

Q. What did the ocean say to the beach
A. Nothing it just waved 

😂

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51 minutes ago, Cottontail said:

I love dad jokes, so I thought I would share my favourite one. I hope that's okay,

Q. What did the ocean say to the beach
A. Nothing it just waved 

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Of course it’s okay that’s why the thread is here

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My dad gave me an am radio for my birthday, I can’t understand why tho . He know I am not a morning person 

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What did the lawyer say to the sad dentist that just been prosecuted?   Tooth hurts

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I couldn’t decide what to have with my leftover buffalo sauce ,  so I decided to wing it

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Did you hear about the lady that shot her husband in the thigh after she thought he was cheating?  She was charged with a missed a wiener 

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What did the hamburger family name their daughter?  Patty

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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor ?   It was just a stage he was going through 

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When I got my vasectomy I was told I couldn’t have kids anymore .but when I got home my kids were still there

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I was leaving the airport when a women fainted and fell on the baggage carousel. I asked the person next time if she was okay and they siad look she is slowly coming around now

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If my name was David I would name him Harley. That way he could introduce himself as Harley , David’s son

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Why did the parrot chase the duckling ? Poly wants a quacker 

Edited by beanbean
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What did the pirate say when he lost his parrot..  polygon

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They never caught the guy that stole my Windex , Lysol, Clorox I guess he got a clean getaway 

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what did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

supplies!!
                                                                     ----from dad jokes
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