WizardofOSS Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 What do you call a stuffed animal version of Mount Rushmore? Mount Plushmore
WizardofOSS Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 I bought my daughter some stuffed animals for her birthday. She screamed! It probably wasn't a good idea to buy them from the Taxidermist.
WizardofOSS Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 When I was a kid, I secretly performed operations on my stuffies inside a blanket fort in the living room. It was an undercover operation.
WizardofOSS Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 What do you get after animals have gathered to eat? Stuffed Animals!
WizardofOSS Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 A girl cat asked her boyfriend cat where her stuffie mouse was at. He said, "That was a stuffed mouse? I thought it was real so I ate it!" She responds, "you're why we can't have mice things!"
WizardofOSS Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 I just got a "Humpty Dumpty" toy from Aldi's! They even had Aldi "King's Men" and Aldi "King's Horses"!
WizardofOSS Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 (edited) What do you call a toy Alpaca which has obtained enlightenment? The Dolly Llama! Edited May 19 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 I work in a toy factory where dracula dolls are made. There's only one other worker on the production line... ...so I have to make every second count.
WizardofOSS Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 Why did the constipated man rob everything in the toy store except one teddy bear? He was just unable to take a pooh! 🤣
WizardofOSS Posted May 19 Report Posted May 19 Which Lord of the Rings character was upset because he had no toys to play with? Legoless
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 I had a farmer friend who used his stimulus check to buy baby chicks for his farm. You know,... ...he got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free!
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 During Covid, everyone got busy and we had another baby boom starting in 2020. By 2033, exactly 13 years after covid, they'll give a name to that generation... ..the Quaranteens!
beanbean Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 Why did the chicken cross the road ? To show the armadillo how to do
beanbean Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 My dream job is to work with mirrors. I can really see myself doing that
beanbean Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 I ordered a book called how to scam people online. It’s been six months and it’s still hasn’t come 1
beanbean Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 I hate my job crushing aluminum cans at the recycling center!! It soda pressing 1
beanbean Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 What do you call a hen that can count her own eggs?a mathmachicken 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 If Minecraft ever taught us anything, it's that... ...you shouldn't spend diamonds on hoes.
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 I'm trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft... ...but it's way too hard!
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 Why can't an Ender Dragon read a book? Because it always starts at the end!
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