WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 Most blocks in Minecraft are 1 square meter. Where in Minecraft can you find a block that has only 2 square feet? Whichever Block the player is standing in.
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 Steve from Minecraft walked into a Bar... The Bartender yelled, "Hey, we don't serve miners here!"
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 What happens if you post inappropriate content on a Minecraft social media site? It's Minecraft, so they block you!
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 What nationality are Minecraft people in the game? Cube-n 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 Did you know that Mine Craft was actually the name of an old book? It was Hitler's second book after Mine Kampf, and it was about his love of knitting. 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 I just love the new Minecraft update! It's groundbreaking! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 I wonder why you never see any Tulips in the Nether... ..I mean, I always read they grow everywhere in the Nether Lands! 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 What did they call the minecraft player who built a clock in game to always chime at 4:20? A Redstoner. 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 20 Report Posted May 20 What did the pig say in the desert biome? I'm bacon here!
beanbean Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 I am scared of being broke .. but only having a 100 is a thousand dimes more terrifying 1
beanbean Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 Did you hear about the viagra theft . The police are looking for hardened criminals
beanbean Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 Why did the vampire flunk art class ? He could only draw blood
beanbean Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 I just burned 2500 calories in twenty minutes. I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven 1
beanbean Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 I always have locomotives on my mind . It’s my train of thought
.คℓ𝐞ﾒเᏰααα .ᐟ Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 You know, some people say that they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine. 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark? Because he's a Great Dane.
WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 I once saw a cartoon about a lumberjack... ...but the animation was choppy and the voice acting was wooden.
WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 Why do Necromancers hate original cartoons? They prefer the re-animated versions. OG = > reanimated
WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 (edited) Apparently it's illegal to show some cartoons in the Middle East... Most cities won't show The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi Dooooo!! Edited May 21 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 If you mix Basil, Parmesan, Pine-nuts and Olive Oil you get Pesto. What do you get if you mix Spinach, Sweet Peas and Olive Oil? Popeye.
WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 What is Homer Simpson's favorite type of bread? Sour-D'oh!
WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 Why are Simpsons jokes so horribly bad? They leave you Groening!
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