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If someone doesn't like the Simpsons...

 

 

 

 

Does that make them Homerphobic?

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What would the Simpsons do...

 

 

 

 

 

...if their clothes were Itchy and Scratchy?

The Simpsons GIF

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I think my new shirt is a cheap knock off. It' says, "Don't Halve a Cow man!" You can tell because...

 

 

 

 

 

...they really butchered that catchphrase!

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27 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said:

If someone doesn't like the Simpsons...

 

 

 

 

Does that make them Homerphobic?

Scared Homer Simpson GIF by Bombay Softwares

Poor poor homer

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Where do microbes surf?
In a microwave

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51 minutes ago, littleangelkitty said:

Where do microbes surf?
In a microwave

Wow!!  Talk about "wipeout!" when the microwaves hit those microbe surfers!! Good one!! 🤣

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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?  They taste funny

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What kind of potato isn’t very rare ? A commentator

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Is 9 terrified of three ?  No just a little squared of em

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Why was the winemaker crying? So many raisins

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What do you call a sophisticated word  ?  A proper noun 

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I gazed up in to her beautiful eyes and confessed my heart was broken !!  … along with my ribs , she really sucks at cpr

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Why do Nurses like red crayons?

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes they have to draw blood!

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How do Spanish crayons say hello?

 

 

 

 

Crayhola!

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What do Crayons and M&M's have in common?

 

 

 

 

They taste the same no matter the color!

Screaming Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends GIF by Cartoon Network

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Where do crayons go for vacation?

 

 

 

 

Color-ado

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Whenever John's daughter was sad, he's lay out a box of crayons and a sheet of paper on the table and this would cheer her up.

After about 15 minutes she would be alright again. However, lately she's been extra clingy and he'd pick her up. So, leaving the crayons and paper on the table didn't seem to work anymore when she wasn't happy.

"Tell you what," John said...

 

 

 

"If I'm going to be carrying more, I'll give you a shoulder to crayon."

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Someone tried to tell me a joke about candy, but I didn't laugh...

 

 

 

 

 

...I just snickered.

Chocolate Want GIF by SNICKERS

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Who is the best candy wrapper?

 

 

 

 

Eminem

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I once had to return a bag of M&M's once. The lady asked why and I said that they were defective...

 

 

 

 

 

...they were misprinted as "W's" not "M's"!

Oh I Know GIF by M&M’S Chocolate

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How do you spell candy with only 2 letters?

 

 

 

 

 

C and Y

Fran Healy Error GIF by Travis

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Did you hear about the candy maker who started seeing double?

 

 

 

 

His mind was playing Twix on him!

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They say you are what you eat , so what happens if you eat aluminum foil?   You sheet metal 

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1.7% percent of Americans over thirty are married to there third cousin! Why didn’t they figure it out after they married there first two cousins 

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What’s the saddest cheese? Provalone

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