WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 If someone doesn't like the Simpsons... Does that make them Homerphobic?
WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 What would the Simpsons do... ...if their clothes were Itchy and Scratchy?
WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 I think my new shirt is a cheap knock off. It' says, "Don't Halve a Cow man!" You can tell because... ...they really butchered that catchphrase! 1
beanbean Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 27 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said: If someone doesn't like the Simpsons... Does that make them Homerphobic? Poor poor homer 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 21 Report Posted May 21 51 minutes ago, littleangelkitty said: Where do microbes surf? In a microwave Wow!! Talk about "wipeout!" when the microwaves hit those microbe surfers!! Good one!! 🤣 1
beanbean Posted May 22 Report Posted May 22 Is 9 terrified of three ? No just a little squared of em 1 1
beanbean Posted May 22 Report Posted May 22 I gazed up in to her beautiful eyes and confessed my heart was broken !! … along with my ribs , she really sucks at cpr 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 22 Report Posted May 22 Why do Nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood!
WizardofOSS Posted May 22 Report Posted May 22 (edited) How do Spanish crayons say hello? Crayhola! Edited May 22 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted May 22 Report Posted May 22 What do Crayons and M&M's have in common? They taste the same no matter the color!
WizardofOSS Posted May 22 Report Posted May 22 Whenever John's daughter was sad, he's lay out a box of crayons and a sheet of paper on the table and this would cheer her up. After about 15 minutes she would be alright again. However, lately she's been extra clingy and he'd pick her up. So, leaving the crayons and paper on the table didn't seem to work anymore when she wasn't happy. "Tell you what," John said... "If I'm going to be carrying more, I'll give you a shoulder to crayon."
WizardofOSS Posted May 22 Report Posted May 22 Someone tried to tell me a joke about candy, but I didn't laugh... ...I just snickered. 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 22 Report Posted May 22 I once had to return a bag of M&M's once. The lady asked why and I said that they were defective... ...they were misprinted as "W's" not "M's"!
WizardofOSS Posted May 23 Report Posted May 23 Did you hear about the candy maker who started seeing double? His mind was playing Twix on him!
beanbean Posted May 23 Report Posted May 23 They say you are what you eat , so what happens if you eat aluminum foil? You sheet metal 1
beanbean Posted May 23 Report Posted May 23 1.7% percent of Americans over thirty are married to there third cousin! Why didn’t they figure it out after they married there first two cousins 1
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