beanbean Posted May 23 Report Posted May 23 Sometimes when I am driving I see Lots for sale . But it’s disappointing because I always seem to miss the sale 1
beanbean Posted May 23 Report Posted May 23 If I die of bronchitis I will ask for a closed casket . In case I have a coffin fit 1
beanbean Posted May 23 Report Posted May 23 What do you call a charming young strawberry? A rizzberry 1
beanbean Posted May 24 Report Posted May 24 In the middle of a conversation my friend rudely interrupted me and tried to seek me an extension cord ! It was a shameless plug 1
beanbean Posted May 24 Report Posted May 24 I mad a play list for hiking, it had music from peanuts , the Cranberries and Eminem, I call it my trail mix 1
beanbean Posted May 24 Report Posted May 24 What the favorite pizza sauce from the lion ,witch and the wardrobe? Marinarnia 2
beanbean Posted May 24 Report Posted May 24 What animal is the most pessimistic? Horses because they say nay all the time 1
beanbean Posted May 24 Report Posted May 24 Told my wife to be honest and just embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big old hug for some reason 1 1
beanbean Posted May 24 Report Posted May 24 A vet help cure my very sick donkey, I thanked him for Saving my ass 1
beanbean Posted May 25 Report Posted May 25 My son made a fort out of footwear I told him I liked it , but I actually think it socks
beanbean Posted May 25 Report Posted May 25 Why did the chicken cross the road ,! Because it got a little cocky
beanbean Posted May 25 Report Posted May 25 I told my son the other day that hi mom was like a beer “he said how is mom like beer dad ? I siad she keeps my belly full and wallet empty
beanbean Posted May 25 Report Posted May 25 Did you know? If monkeys share an Amazon account they would be known as Prime Mates 1
beanbean Posted May 26 Report Posted May 26 Is there anyway to turn the couch in to a bed? Not sofa as I know
beanbean Posted May 26 Report Posted May 26 What Microsoft product gossips the most? Excel it like to spreadsheet
beanbean Posted May 26 Report Posted May 26 Did you hear about the arsonist that got shot he flu? Sick burn
beanbean Posted May 27 Report Posted May 27 How to female sheep turn around?they do a ewe-turn of course
beanbean Posted May 27 Report Posted May 27 What do you call a woman born between two thorns ? A Rose 1
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