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Two pirates were talking about Chat GPT and the captain comes and asked what’s that ? … the pirates reply… AI AI captain 

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Why are horses not allowed in King Authur’s court … because they only have a Camelot

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Statistics show that 5 out of 4 people are bad at math!!

Confused James Franco GIF

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If I got 50 cents for every Math test I failed.....

 

 

 

I'd have $7.20 right now!

fetch stuart little GIF

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My Math teacher called me average....

 

 

 

 

How Mean!!

America Obama GIF

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I just saw my Math teacher lock himself in his office with some graph paper....

 

 

 

 

 

I think he's plotting something!

Pump It Crypto GIF by Pudgy Penguins

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What do you call a tall skinny haircut on a cat? A Kitty Hawk

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Why couldn’t the pornstar get a steady paycheck? Because there work always came in spurts 

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What you call a cat that turned into a potato?   A Mew-tater

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My doctor said I had no chance to ever jump again!!! I am completely hopless 

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Where does pizza go to train for combat??   The doughjo

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What do you call 2 best friends who love math?

 

 

 

 

 

Algebros!

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I just failed my test because I couldn't remember my Roman numerals. I had to write: 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.

 

 

 

 

 

IM LIVID

Im Late Saved By The Bell GIF by La Guarimba Film Festival

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I love good jokes and humor, unfortunately i never have good jokes to share 

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It's ok. I was going to tell you all a good Time Travel joke....

 

 

 

 

 

 

...But you all didn't like it.

Season 1 Television GIF by BBC America

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What's a creepers favourite subject at school? 

Hiiisssssssstory 😆

- from mincraft joke book

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What Italian cream cheese does we at the American racetracks?  Nascarpone

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What’s warm, wet ,and pink? A pig in a hot tub 

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What kind of babies would eagle and a bee make? Beagles 

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What do you call a sandwich all on its own

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What do you call a sandwich all on its own ??   Balonley

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When I am bored I like the stab old clocks.  It helps kill time

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Santa is so tough on those elves !! He is a real sleigh driver

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What do you call a vegetable with no money ? Broke-coli

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What do you call a funny rash? Joke itch!

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