WizardofOSS Posted May 30 Report Posted May 30 In the news, Pakistan just shot down two Indian airplanes... ...using Sikh-heating missles!
WizardofOSS Posted May 30 Report Posted May 30 Obviously, Adults make better fighters than infants,... ...and yet more battles are won by infantry than adultery? Think about it....
SweetLittleDreamer Posted May 30 Author Report Posted May 30 What noise does James Bonds doorbell make? dong ding dong 1
WizardofOSS Posted May 30 Report Posted May 30 Ok, that last one was worth a thousand jokes....I'm stopping for the night before I go insane!... Too late...
beanbean Posted May 30 Report Posted May 30 5 hours ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: I have had the worst time headspace wise over the last few months. Today for the first time in AGES I decided to open this thread back up and read through some of the jokes. thank you @beanbean and @WizardofOSS for all the jokes you are constantly adding. Today they have made me laugh more than I have in a long time. I also learnt my collection of jokes that I thought was extensive actually isn’t… like at all!! Glad you enjoy them that’s the reason I post them a little bit of joy I can spread makes it worth it
beanbean Posted May 30 Report Posted May 30 5 hours ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: Bad dad jokes and jokes in in general are why I created this thread. So please don’t hesitate to share any jokes you want, what is a bad joke to you maybe so funny to someone else and the reason they laughed today! This is true almost all mine can be considered bad 😂
beanbean Posted May 30 Report Posted May 30 16 minutes ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: Why did David Hasselhoff start going by just The Hoff? It is 100% less hassle Oh Hasselhoff joke nice
little locket Posted May 30 Report Posted May 30 What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them, houses can't jump. 🤭 2
little locket Posted May 30 Report Posted May 30 What kind of dog does the best magic tricks? A Labracadabrador. 1
little locket Posted May 30 Report Posted May 30 What do you call a dino fossil that just lies there? Lazy bones. 1
beanbean Posted May 30 Report Posted May 30 47 minutes ago, little locket said: What do you call a dino fossil that just lies there? Lazy bones. Is a d dinosaur a fossil 😂😂
SweetLittleDreamer Posted May 31 Author Report Posted May 31 I took my wife to an orchard to look at trees for her birthday…. Turns out that’s not the type Apple Watch she meant. 1 2
beanbean Posted May 31 Report Posted May 31 1 hour ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: I took my wife to an orchard to look at trees for her birthday…. Turns out that’s not the type Apple Watch she meant. lol that’s a good place to watch apples 😂
beanbean Posted May 31 Report Posted May 31 Apparently my ex would call me panda when taking about me with her friends . She said all he ever does is eat ,shoots and leaves 2
beanbean Posted May 31 Report Posted May 31 I asked my wife why she didn’t want to drive her new car around fo the first ninety days she had it,?
beanbean Posted May 31 Report Posted May 31 She said it was part of the agreement, zero percent interest for ninety days 1 1
beanbean Posted May 31 Report Posted May 31 This morning I tripped over a box of Kleenex and thought I hurt myself. Turns out it was just tissue damage 1 1
beanbean Posted May 31 Report Posted May 31 girlfriend told me I didn’t I didn’t need mansplane about power tools . Apparently she knows the drill 1
beanbean Posted May 31 Report Posted May 31 My buddy is getting married tomorrow we spent the whole night hanging upside down . That was one hell of a bat-chelor party 1
beanbean Posted May 31 Report Posted May 31 (edited) My girlfriend yesterday said she liked me like she liked her tea ‘ I was like what you mean “ she said in a bag underwater … yikes Edited May 31 by beanbean 1
beanbean Posted June 1 Report Posted June 1 My buddy was arrested for stealing cables at a construction site ! A copper arrested him 1
beanbean Posted June 1 Report Posted June 1 A women who dated 50 ghosts finally married one… she found her boo 1
beanbean Posted June 1 Report Posted June 1 Why is it so important to be super careful when eating wild fungi? Because there isn’t mushroom for error 1
BabyPoppy Posted June 1 Report Posted June 1 On 5/30/2025 at 12:20 AM, SweetLittleDreamer said: I have had the worst time headspace wise over the last few months. Today for the first time in AGES I decided to open this thread back up and read through some of the jokes. thank you @beanbean and @WizardofOSS for all the jokes you are constantly adding. Today they have made me laugh more than I have in a long time. I also learnt my collection of jokes that I thought was extensive actually isn’t… like at all!! I agree! I check in regularly just to laugh awhile!
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