beanbean Posted June 1 Report Posted June 1 Two musicians made a song about punching the other .. they say it was a real hit 1
beanbean Posted June 1 Report Posted June 1 My girlfriend friend says if I give her another bad gift she will burn it…. I am thinking a candle
beanbean Posted June 1 Report Posted June 1 I like to throw soy sauce at sad people!! Kikkoman while he is down 1
beanbean Posted June 1 Report Posted June 1 What’s the spookiest body of water in North America? Lake Eerie
beanbean Posted June 1 Report Posted June 1 What do you get when you cross the bands Kansas and Counting Crows? Carrion , my wayward son 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 My neighbors listen to awesome music!.... ...Whether they like it or not. 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 My Ex used to hit me with musical instruments.... ...I didn't know she had a history of violins! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 Does music make you think? ...It made Stevie wonder. 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 When I was younger, I thought only rich people had Bose music systems, and the rest of us had Sony products... It turns out that those were just stereotypes. 1 1
beanbean Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 I accidentally glued my thumb and forefinger together. I will be okay for a while 2
beanbean Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 Why did the pediatrician always lose his temper? Because he had little patients 2
beanbean Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 What the the name of the guitarist from rolling bones? Teeth Richards
beanbean Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 I woke up feeling dismayed this morning. It always happens this time of year 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 There's a virus that makes us forget '80's music.... ...and no one seems to know the Cure! 1
beanbean Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 My lizard kept going limp like he was playing dead ! Turned out he had a reptile disfunction 1
beanbean Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 What does lightning Putin when it’s to old for diapers? Thunderware 1
beanbean Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 I have a friend that’s never seen a single Keanu Reeves movie.. but it’s okay I got him up to speed 2
beanbean Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 How did the zombie get so good at dressing for Halloween? He had total Dead-ication 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails.
BabyPoppy Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 3 minutes ago, beanbean said: I have a friend that’s never seen a single Keanu Reeves movie.. but it’s okay I got him up to speed I love that movie!
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 I downloaded all the music from the film Titanic!... It's syncing now! 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 I have a new printer that plays music!! Sometimes the paper just wants to jam! 1
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