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Two musicians made a song about punching the other .. they say it was a real hit

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My girlfriend friend says if I give her another bad gift she will burn it…. I am thinking a  candle 

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I like to throw soy sauce at sad people!! Kikkoman while he is down

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What’s the spookiest body of water in North America?  Lake Eerie

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What do you get when you cross the bands Kansas and Counting Crows? Carrion , my wayward son

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My neighbors listen to awesome music!....

 

 

 

 

...Whether they like it or not.

Guitar Band GIF by Playground Productions

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My Ex used to hit me with musical instruments....

 

 

 

 

 

...I didn't know she had a history of violins!

Wall Street Halloween GIF by Imagine Dragons

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Does music make you think?

 

 

 

 

...It made Stevie wonder.

Stevie Wonder GIF by Global Citizen

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When I was younger, I thought only rich people had Bose music systems, and the rest of us had Sony products...

 

 

 

 

 

It turns out that those were just stereotypes.

Happy Video Game GIF by cookierun

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I accidentally glued my thumb and forefinger together. I will be okay for a while 

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Why did the pediatrician always lose his temper? Because he had little patients

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What kind of music do balloons hate?

 

 

 

 

 

*POP* music!

Baby Fail GIF

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What the the name of the guitarist from rolling bones?  Teeth Richards

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I woke up feeling dismayed this morning. It always happens this time of year

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Why is it hard to fool a snake?  You can’t pull its leg 

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There's a virus that makes us forget '80's music....

 

 

 

 

 

...and no one seems to know the Cure!

The Cure 90S GIF

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My lizard kept going limp like he was playing dead ! Turned out he had a reptile disfunction

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What does lightning Putin when it’s to old for diapers? Thunderware

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What's a golfer's favorite type of music?

 

 

 

 

 

Swing!

postmodern jukebox mic GIF

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I have a friend that’s never seen a single Keanu Reeves movie..   but it’s okay I got him up to speed 

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How did the zombie get so good at dressing for Halloween? He had total Dead-ication

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What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

 

 

 

 

 

Nine Inch Nails.

Nine Inch Nails Burn GIF by hoppip

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3 minutes ago, beanbean said:

I have a friend that’s never seen a single Keanu Reeves movie..   but it’s okay I got him up to speed 

I love that movie!

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I downloaded all the music from the film Titanic!...

 

 

 

 

 

It's syncing now!

titanic GIF

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I have a new printer that plays music!!

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes the paper just wants to jam!

Happy Lets Go GIF by 60 Second Docs

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