WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 Why do Pirates love Opera music? ...Because they love the high C's!
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 I'm not a fan of elevator music... ...It's bad on so many levels!
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 What is a four person rock group that doesn't play music? ...Mount Rushmore.
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 How do librarians organize their musical collections? By the Dewey Decibel System! *I always loved Conan the Librarian! LOL!*
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 Sad news for music lovers today, Justin Bieber was just found in his hotel room... ...Alive!
WizardofOSS Posted June 2 Report Posted June 2 I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.
beanbean Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 I was in a dark room and couldn’t find the light switch…. Not my brightest moment for sure 1
beanbean Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 (edited) Why don’t restaurants serve sautéed brain? Because the mind is a terrible thing to baste Edited June 3 by beanbean
beanbean Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 What do you call paper towels that doze off briefly? .. napkins
beanbean Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 Holding my new fence post in place , I asked my the sledgehammer and told her when I nod my head hit it . Then everything went black
beanbean Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo . One is a little lighter
beanbean Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 Who is the most useless Jedi. Mannequin Skywalker he just stands there
beanbean Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 What do you call a phoenix with a broken wing ,,A Joaquin Phoenix
beanbean Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise.. Dawn is tough on Greece
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 3 Author Report Posted June 3 @beanbean @WizardofOSS I need more jokes please. Need distraction
WizardofOSS Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 In the world, which country hates the sunrise the most?? Greece, because "Dawn is tough on Greece!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 All countries eventually got the Corona Virus... ...It's just China got it right off the bat. 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 Snow isn't a problem in muslim countries, but... ...Isis
WizardofOSS Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 I believe it's time for all the countries in the World to come together and make a common currency... ...It's just common cents. 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 My son asked me if Other countries have 4th of July? I said, sure they do. They don't go from the third to the fifth without the fourth!
WizardofOSS Posted June 3 Report Posted June 3 Did you know that all countries are third world countries? The Earth is the third world from the Sun, correct?
beanbean Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 My doctor told me i needed to eat more Whole Foods .. so for lunch I ate a whole pizza
beanbean Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 I thought about buying a coffin! But I realized that’s the last thing I need 1
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