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Why do Pirates love Opera music?

 

 

 

 

 

...Because they love the high C's!

side to side singing GIF by Super Simple

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I'm not a fan of elevator music...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...It's bad on so many levels!

Comedy People GIF

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What is a four person rock group that doesn't play music?

 

 

 

 

 

...Mount Rushmore.

cloudy with a chance of meatballs pie GIF

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How do librarians organize their musical collections?

 

 

 

 

By the Dewey Decibel System!

conan the librarian dewey decimal system GIF

*I always loved Conan the Librarian! LOL!*

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Sad news for music lovers today, Justin Bieber was just found in his hotel room...

 

 

 

 

 

...Alive!

justin bieber mom GIF

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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem.

 

 

 

 

 

I call it my Trail Mix.

Happy Lip Sync GIF by 100 Thieves

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I was in a dark room and couldn’t find the light switch…. Not my brightest moment for sure

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Why don’t restaurants serve sautéed brain? Because the mind is a terrible thing to baste

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What the close letter ?   B because its in between AC

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What do you call paper towels that doze off briefly? .. napkins 

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Holding my new fence post in place , I asked my the sledgehammer and told her when I nod my head hit it .  Then everything went black

 

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo . One is a little lighter

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Who is the most useless Jedi. Mannequin Skywalker he just stands there

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What do you call a phoenix with  a broken wing ,,A Joaquin Phoenix 

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People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise.. Dawn is tough on Greece

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In the world, which country hates the sunrise the most??

 

 

 

 

 

Greece, because "Dawn is tough on Greece!"

Greek Mythology Greece GIF by Zhot

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All countries eventually got the Corona Virus...

 

 

 

 

 

...It's just China got it right off the bat.

Relaxed San Diego GIF by San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance

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Snow isn't a problem in muslim countries, but...

 

 

 

 

...Isis

Freezing Winter Solstice GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

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I believe it's time for all the countries in the World to come together and make a common currency...

 

 

 

 

 

...It's just common cents.

Money Coins GIF by Ashlyn Anstee

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My son asked me if Other countries have 4th of July?

 

 

 

 

I said, sure they do. They don't go from the third to the fifth without the fourth!

Happy American GIF by Bare Tree Media

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Did you know that all countries are third world countries?

 

 

 

 

 

The Earth is the third world from the Sun, correct?

Ask The Storybots Planets GIF by StoryBots

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What is the fear of Santa called? Claustrophobia

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My doctor told me i needed to eat more Whole Foods .. so for lunch I ate a whole pizza 

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I thought about buying a coffin! But I realized that’s the last thing I need

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