beanbean Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind as it hits the windshield? His ass
beanbean Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 My friend think the world is shaped like an Italian car. He is Fiat Earther 1
beanbean Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 My son was asking me why polar are only in the North Pole and not In the South Pole “i told him “ if the go both ways the there bipolar 🐻 1
beanbean Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 Did you hear the Apollo mission found insects on the moon?lunatics
beanbean Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 Why was the color green single? It always was a bit jaded
WizardofOSS Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 I'm all for coloring books, but Connect the Dots.... ...That's where I draw the line!
WizardofOSS Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 What's red and tastes like blue food coloring? ...Red food coloring! *Critical to making elephant toothpaste btw!*
WizardofOSS Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 Every Book is a coloring book... ...if you hate Librarians!
WizardofOSS Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 Did you hear about the guy who passed away from drinking too much food coloring? He dyed.
WizardofOSS Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 I went to the doctor the other day for drinking a Gallon of food coloring, which made me pee funny colors... He diagnosed me with "Dye" Urea!
WizardofOSS Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 During the lock-down, I mastered Jigsaw puzzles! I completed my first one in just under 10 weeks.... ..I was relieved, because the box said 5 to 6 years!!
WizardofOSS Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 What part of the jigsaw do monks spend most of their time? ...the Inner Piece
WizardofOSS Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 My Grandma was working on a tough jigsaw that was supposed to be a Rooster... ...but it was only a box of cornflakes!
WizardofOSS Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 I think our Anime jigsaw puzzle was too easy. It was only.... ...One piece!
WizardofOSS Posted June 4 Report Posted June 4 I found out my wife has been playing board games with another man.... ...turns out she's Monopolyamorous!
beanbean Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 Balloons are more expensive this year . Experts says it’s inflation 1
beanbean Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 Did you hear about the workaholic that built a cabin in the woods with strong Wi-Fi. He wanted to stay logged in at all times
beanbean Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 What did the Dr say tho the roofer who came in with a painful rash? It’s obviously shingles
beanbean Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 My wife and I stayed up all night arguing what vowel is the best,, I won 1
beanbean Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 What sort of car does A gastroenterologist drive ? A BM-W
beanbean Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 Uncle Artie always make funny veggie jokes . I love Artie jokes 1
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