WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants? Because he took a leek!
WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 (edited) What do you call a second Vegetable? A spare I guess. Edited June 5 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 How do you kill a root vegetable? Cut it's carroted artery.
WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 I've started investing in stocks: Beef, chicken and vegetable. One day I hope to be a Buoillonaire!
WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 My sister thought she was so smart, she said the only vegetable or fruit that could make her cry was an Onion... ...So to test this, I threw a Coconut at her.
WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 Most vegetables grow above ground, but not onions, because... ...Onions have lairs.
WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 I heard that Beans were John Lennon's favorite vegetables, unitl... ...he decided to give peas a chance.
WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 A Vegan said to me, "People who sell Meats are gross!!" I said, "People that sell Fruits and Vegetables are grocer!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 I can't find any Vegetables,... Hopefully, they turnip soon.
WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 Why didn't the Vegetable pay it's bills? Because it was a dead Beet. 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 Are Vegetables required in every joke? Not Nececelery! 1
beanbean Posted June 5 Report Posted June 5 8 hours ago, WizardofOSS said: I heard that Beans were John Lennon's favorite vegetables, unitl... ...he decided to give peas a chance. Moar bean jokez 1
beanbean Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 (edited) I have never understood vegans . But I certainly don’t have any beef with them Edited June 6 by beanbean 1 1
beanbean Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 Go do octopuses reward there fishy partners? With a bit of squid pro quo
beanbean Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors you would call them chicken sedans 1
beanbean Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 I was suffering with an egg salad addiction! So I went to the Mayo Clinic
beanbean Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 Why did the scientist alway work in the sun ? That’s how he got his bright ideas
beanbean Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 Steven Seagal knows aikido,taekwondo , jujitsu. And many other dangerous words
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 How many Beans does it take to make the ultimate best Chili? 239, because one more and it would be too farty!
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Pinto Bean? Spoiler I never had a Pinto Bean on my face!
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 What did one Bean say to the other Bean? How you bean?
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 I just traded my Girlfriend for a Bean Burrito.... ...Food for thot!
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 How does a Baked Bean learn from it's mistakes? It uses Heinz sight!
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