beanbean Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 What do you call a vampire obsessed with butts? Count crakula 1 1
beanbean Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 My girlfriend poked me in the eye! So I stopped seeing her for a while
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 You know, Coffee is just Bean Tea. Let that steep for a few minutes! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 Did you hear about the Coffee Bean that committed murder? It was Death by Decaffeination! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 A group of Beans were traveling around France... ...They ended up in Cannes.
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 6 Author Report Posted June 6 What kind of shoes to frogs wear? Open-toad sandals 1 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 6 Author Report Posted June 6 I had a quiet game of tennis today. There was no racket. 1 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 6 Author Report Posted June 6 Were did the pumpkins have their meeting? In the gourdroom. 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 6 Author Report Posted June 6 What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba. 1 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 6 Author Report Posted June 6 What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf. 1 1
beanbean Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 4 hours ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: What kind of shoes to frogs wear? Open-toad sandals Hahaha
beanbean Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 6 hours ago, WizardofOSS said: Did you hear about the Coffee Bean that committed murder? It was Death by Decaffeination! Haha haha
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake once, and three days later... ...the snake died.
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 Chuck Norris killed 50 enemies with a grenade... ...and then the grenade exploded.
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 What did Chuck Norris do when his parachute fail to open? He brought it back for a refund.
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 Chuck Norris caught Covid-19 and the prognosis isn't good... ...anyone wanting to say goodbye to the Virus can visit the Hospital tonight.
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 Chuck Norris was petting a Tiger and suddenly the Tiger growled at him. The Zoo Keeper said, "Quietly, and slowly back away..." ...and the Tiger did.
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 The City was going to name a street in honor of Chuck Norris but then changed their mind and cancelled the idea... ...after they realized that nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 Chuck Norris once kicked a Horse in the chin.... ...and that's how Giraffes were created!
WizardofOSS Posted June 6 Report Posted June 6 It's a little know fact that Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child when the family visited Japan... ...once in Hiroshima and again in Nagasaki.
beanbean Posted June 7 Report Posted June 7 What kind of science does a marionette use ? String theory 1
beanbean Posted June 7 Report Posted June 7 My ex want me to call her tomorrow. I guess tomorrow and me have some stuff to discuss
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