beanbean Posted June 7 Report Posted June 7 People stop talking about your favorite dinosaur as you get older ! That’s because there is only one answer as you age , the my-back-is-saur 1
beanbean Posted June 7 Report Posted June 7 Why do we call them bee larvae? They should be called ba-bees
beanbean Posted June 7 Report Posted June 7 Why don’t ceiling fans get ever get promoted? The keep working in circles
beanbean Posted June 7 Report Posted June 7 My dad aske me were was Moses when the lights went out? In the dark
beanbean Posted June 7 Report Posted June 7 Did you hear about the Bentley that got turned upside down ? It was a Rolled Royce
beanbean Posted June 7 Report Posted June 7 My wife and I were cuddling and she siad show me a good time . So I stepped outside and ran a elven second 100m sprint
beanbean Posted June 7 Report Posted June 7 I have got a great recipe for popcorn stuffed duck it’s called Quacker Jacks
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 I wondered why the baseball was getting closer and closer, then it hit me. 2
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 I once knew a guy who was addicted to the hockey pokey, he checked himself into rehab and turned himself around. 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 Why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 Did you hear about the person afraid of escalators? They’re taking steps to avoid them. 1
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 How did the dog get all A’s on his report card? He was the teachers pet.
beanbean Posted June 8 Report Posted June 8 I wonder if see through coffin will catch con ? Remains to be seen
beanbean Posted June 8 Report Posted June 8 I gave my seat on the bus to an elderly man . And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver
beanbean Posted June 8 Report Posted June 8 To the person that stole my antidepressants! I hope your happy now
beanbean Posted June 8 Report Posted June 8 Why don’t rabbits ever get hot in the summer. Because they have Hare-conditioning
beanbean Posted June 8 Report Posted June 8 Oddly enough, my car seems some kind of the way to measure bathing suits! It comes with a speedo meter!
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 How do bees get to school? on the school buzz
beanbean Posted June 8 Report Posted June 8 You know who takes the deposit money you don’t return your soda cans? Aluminuminati
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 Why didn't the chef season his dish? He ran out of thyme.
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 Did you hear about the magician driving down the street? He turned into a parking lot.
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 Why did the guy get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off.
SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 Where do rainbows go after being arrested? Prism.
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