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I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”

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8 hours ago, SweetLittleDreamer said:

Why didn't the chef season his dish?
 

He ran out of thyme.

Lmao

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What does a salad lawyer do for a living? He do coleslaw

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I am creating a pub only for nba players. It’s time to raise the bar

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This is going to be really hard for most people to hear. Unless you read it out loud

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Did you hear Eminem is launching his own low-fat milk brand? It’s called skim Shady

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What rock is sour? Limestone 

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What did you call an Irish sniper? Rick O’ shea

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How happy was the cow? He was on cowd nine 

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What’s better than cheese ? Cheese grater

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Why did the terrorist climb down the drain? Because he was a sewer-side bomber

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My wife is suffering from Iron deficiency! So yeah that’s why my dhirt is so wrinkled 

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IMy wife is suffering from Iron deficiency! So yeah that’s why my shirts is so wrinkled 

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It took me five minutes to get to the bar but twenty minutes to get back ! The difference was staggering 

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Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy! Sadly that’s not always the case

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Some people ask me why I brush my horse hair so often. I then them that’s the mane part

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I just finished a novel with a wielder as the main character.he had a brilliant arc

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What’s a lions favorite pasta? Serengetti

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Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity 

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My wife asked why I never buy her flowers ? I told her I didn’t even know she sells flowers 

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing 

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I hate Chuck Norris!!

If he's as strong and powerful as everyone says he is, I dare him come over and try to bash my head on this keyboard...

 

 

 

 

...bhijcdhcigy8ogdb92 ctgblchw8....ahhh!!!  nhohicdqcho;;njo;j''.....................................................

Work Computer GIF

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Chuck Norris eats his Captain Crunch without milk!

Do It Yes GIF by Marcel Katz / The Art Plug

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Chuck Norris doesn't unpeel Bananas...

 

 

 

 

...He unbananas peels!

Stop Motion Painting GIF by cintascotch

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