SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.” 3
beanbean Posted June 8 Report Posted June 8 8 hours ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: Why didn't the chef season his dish? He ran out of thyme. Lmao 1
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 (edited) What does a salad lawyer do for a living? He do coleslaw Edited June 9 by beanbean
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 I am creating a pub only for nba players. It’s time to raise the bar 1
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 This is going to be really hard for most people to hear. Unless you read it out loud
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 Did you hear Eminem is launching his own low-fat milk brand? It’s called skim Shady
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 Why did the terrorist climb down the drain? Because he was a sewer-side bomber
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 My wife is suffering from Iron deficiency! So yeah that’s why my dhirt is so wrinkled
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:55 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:55 PM (edited) IMy wife is suffering from Iron deficiency! So yeah that’s why my shirts is so wrinkled Edited Tuesday at 02:55 PM by beanbean
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:56 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:56 PM It took me five minutes to get to the bar but twenty minutes to get back ! The difference was staggering
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:57 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:57 PM Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy! Sadly that’s not always the case
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:58 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:58 PM Some people ask me why I brush my horse hair so often. I then them that’s the mane part
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 02:59 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 02:59 PM I just finished a novel with a wielder as the main character.he had a brilliant arc
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 03:00 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:00 PM What you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 03:01 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:01 PM (edited) What’s a lions favorite pasta? Serengetti Edited Tuesday at 03:02 PM by beanbean 1
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 03:03 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:03 PM Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity 1
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 03:04 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:04 PM My wife asked why I never buy her flowers ? I told her I didn’t even know she sells flowers 1
beanbean Posted Tuesday at 03:04 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:04 PM Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing 1
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:18 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:18 AM I hate Chuck Norris!! If he's as strong and powerful as everyone says he is, I dare him come over and try to bash my head on this keyboard... ...bhijcdhcigy8ogdb92 ctgblchw8....ahhh!!! nhohicdqcho;;njo;j''.....................................................
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:24 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:24 AM Chuck Norris eats his Captain Crunch without milk!
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:30 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:30 AM Chuck Norris doesn't unpeel Bananas... ...He unbananas peels!
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