SweetLittleDreamer Posted June 8 Author Report Posted June 8 I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.” 3
beanbean Posted June 8 Report Posted June 8 8 hours ago, SweetLittleDreamer said: Why didn't the chef season his dish? He ran out of thyme. Lmao 1
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 (edited) What does a salad lawyer do for a living? He do coleslaw Edited June 9 by beanbean
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 I am creating a pub only for nba players. It’s time to raise the bar 1
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 This is going to be really hard for most people to hear. Unless you read it out loud
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 Did you hear Eminem is launching his own low-fat milk brand? It’s called skim Shady
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 Why did the terrorist climb down the drain? Because he was a sewer-side bomber
beanbean Posted June 9 Report Posted June 9 My wife is suffering from Iron deficiency! So yeah that’s why my dhirt is so wrinkled
beanbean Posted June 10 Report Posted June 10 (edited) IMy wife is suffering from Iron deficiency! So yeah that’s why my shirts is so wrinkled Edited June 10 by beanbean
beanbean Posted June 10 Report Posted June 10 It took me five minutes to get to the bar but twenty minutes to get back ! The difference was staggering
beanbean Posted June 10 Report Posted June 10 Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy! Sadly that’s not always the case
beanbean Posted June 10 Report Posted June 10 Some people ask me why I brush my horse hair so often. I then them that’s the mane part
beanbean Posted June 10 Report Posted June 10 I just finished a novel with a wielder as the main character.he had a brilliant arc
beanbean Posted June 10 Report Posted June 10 (edited) What’s a lions favorite pasta? Serengetti Edited June 10 by beanbean 1
beanbean Posted June 10 Report Posted June 10 Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity 1
beanbean Posted June 10 Report Posted June 10 My wife asked why I never buy her flowers ? I told her I didn’t even know she sells flowers 1
beanbean Posted June 10 Report Posted June 10 Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 I hate Chuck Norris!! If he's as strong and powerful as everyone says he is, I dare him come over and try to bash my head on this keyboard... ...bhijcdhcigy8ogdb92 ctgblchw8....ahhh!!! nhohicdqcho;;njo;j''.....................................................
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Chuck Norris doesn't unpeel Bananas... ...He unbananas peels!
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