WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table... ...Because he only recognizes the element of surprise!
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Chuck Norris once donated blood to the Zoo, which used it to help a sick Monkey, Fish and a Lizard... ...They recovered and are now known as King King, Moby Dick and Godzilla.
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Did you hear about the fight between Chuck Norris and Superman? ...the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside!
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity... It's ok now, Chuck Norris found the guy and got it back!
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Chuck Norris once picked an Apple from an Orange tree... ...and made Lemonade from it.
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him... ...so he tracked down nothing and killed it first!
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Chuck Norris doesn't fly in planes... ...He flies on them.
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Did you know Chuck Norris prays three times a day? ...he checks to see if God needs anything.
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Chuck Norris' password is... ...the last 9 digits of Pi.
WizardofOSS Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 The only game Chuck Norris ever lost was Russian Roulette... ...He's lost a few times actually. 1
beanbean Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 Why was the robot angry? Someone kept pushing his bottons
beanbean Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills ! Those were good years
beanbean Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 How do 37 mathematicians ride a 36 passenger bus ? They carry the one
beanbean Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot? A walkie-talkie
beanbean Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 I spent my whole life savings on pasta , it was worth every penne
beanbean Posted June 11 Report Posted June 11 How does a dog show that she likes classical music? By Wangner tail
beanbean Posted June 12 Report Posted June 12 Why do chefs make soup at their wedding?they had too consomme the marriage
beanbean Posted June 12 Report Posted June 12 What do you call a cross between a nun and a cow? Holy cow
beanbean Posted June 12 Report Posted June 12 If you got engaged to a sugar daddy what would you call him? A Finance
beanbean Posted June 12 Report Posted June 12 What did letter a O say to letter Q ? Dude your junk is hanging out
beanbean Posted June 12 Report Posted June 12 What did the monkey say after using the bathroom?damn that shit was bananas
beanbean Posted June 13 Report Posted June 13 My trouble making pet crocodile now has own social media account!then again he has always been insta gator
beanbean Posted June 13 Report Posted June 13 Why do i always bring a ladder tony in-laws house? Because they always expect me to rise to the occasion
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