WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:34 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:34 AM Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table... ...Because he only recognizes the element of surprise!
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:38 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:38 AM Chuck Norris once donated blood to the Zoo, which used it to help a sick Monkey, Fish and a Lizard... ...They recovered and are now known as King King, Moby Dick and Godzilla.
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:41 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:41 AM Did you hear about the fight between Chuck Norris and Superman? ...the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside!
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:44 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:44 AM Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity... It's ok now, Chuck Norris found the guy and got it back!
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:47 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:47 AM Chuck Norris once picked an Apple from an Orange tree... ...and made Lemonade from it.
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:49 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:49 AM Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him... ...so he tracked down nothing and killed it first!
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:53 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:53 AM Chuck Norris doesn't fly in planes... ...He flies on them.
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 12:59 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:59 AM Did you know Chuck Norris prays three times a day? ...he checks to see if God needs anything.
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 01:02 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 01:02 AM Chuck Norris' password is... ...the last 9 digits of Pi.
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 01:11 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 01:11 AM The only game Chuck Norris ever lost was Russian Roulette... ...He's lost a few times actually. 1
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 04:27 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:27 AM Why was the robot angry? Someone kept pushing his bottons
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 04:28 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:28 AM My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills ! Those were good years
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 04:30 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:30 AM How do 37 mathematicians ride a 36 passenger bus ? They carry the one
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 04:32 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:32 AM What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot? A walkie-talkie
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 04:33 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:33 AM I spent my whole life savings on pasta , it was worth every penne
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 04:34 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:34 AM What you call a shark that doesn’t bite? A pacifisht
beanbean Posted Wednesday at 04:35 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:35 AM How does a dog show that she likes classical music? By Wangner tail
beanbean Posted Thursday at 04:35 AM Report Posted Thursday at 04:35 AM Why do chefs make soup at their wedding?they had too consomme the marriage
beanbean Posted Thursday at 04:36 AM Report Posted Thursday at 04:36 AM What do you call a cross between a nun and a cow? Holy cow
beanbean Posted Thursday at 04:37 AM Report Posted Thursday at 04:37 AM If you got engaged to a sugar daddy what would you call him? A Finance
beanbean Posted Thursday at 04:38 AM Report Posted Thursday at 04:38 AM What did letter a O say to letter Q ? Dude your junk is hanging out
beanbean Posted Thursday at 04:39 AM Report Posted Thursday at 04:39 AM What’s a wild cat’s favorite game show? Leopardy
beanbean Posted Thursday at 04:41 AM Report Posted Thursday at 04:41 AM What did the monkey say after using the bathroom?damn that shit was bananas
beanbean Posted Friday at 03:46 AM Report Posted Friday at 03:46 AM My trouble making pet crocodile now has own social media account!then again he has always been insta gator
beanbean Posted Friday at 03:48 AM Report Posted Friday at 03:48 AM Why do i always bring a ladder tony in-laws house? Because they always expect me to rise to the occasion
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