beanbean Posted June 13 Report Posted June 13 One day I will learn to be a successful plumber. But for now it’s a pipe dream
beanbean Posted June 13 Report Posted June 13 I asked my wife if I was the only one she ever been with . She said yeah the others were sixes and sevens 1
beanbean Posted June 13 Report Posted June 13 What does a candybarbdo when you tell it a dad joke? It snickers
beanbean Posted June 13 Report Posted June 13 There’s a new documentary about an all bean diet .. it’s gas 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 13 Report Posted June 13 What's the most common surgery in a Lego Hospital? Plastic Surgery!
WizardofOSS Posted June 13 Report Posted June 13 I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day.... ...I was worried I contracted tetris.
WizardofOSS Posted June 13 Report Posted June 13 Someone keeps dropping off random lego blocks at my door every morning... ...I don't know what to make of it.
beanbean Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 What do you call a train operator with weird intentions?a loco-motive
beanbean Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 Dodge us coming out with a new electric car . I don’t know what it’s called but it plugs it to a dodge charger
beanbean Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 (edited) Why are dyslexic wizards so awful? They spell wrong Edited June 14 by beanbean
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 Apple made a press release about a new prosthetic for the blind. From the company that brought you the I-Pod, I-Pad and I-phone, now comes out with... ...the I-Eye!!
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 If you forget the rules of Chess, don't worry... ...you are allowed to check.
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 Why is Chess difficult to play for the British right now? They just lost their Queen.
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 Not to brag, but I defeated a Chess Grandmaster in 5 moves... ...Finally my Karate came in handy!
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 I really love playing chess with people in the park, but... ...it's really hard to find 32 of them willing to!
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 Why do Bishops only move diagonally in Chess? Because North, South, East and West are Cardinal directions.
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 I just bought a book "101 mating positions" from Amazon and I was disappointed... ...it was book about chess.
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 Why did the Chess player throw up on the boat? She got C6!
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 What is a terrorist's favorite Chess move? Pwn to C4
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 Where do you buy extra Chess pieces? At the Pawn shop!
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 I took my friend's board game without him noticing... ...he doesn't have a clue!
WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 I ordered a deck of playing cards from Amazon, and 2 weeks later it hasn't arrived! ...Customer service said they were dealing with it.
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