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One day I will learn to be a successful plumber. But for now it’s a pipe dream

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she ever been with . She said yeah the others were sixes and sevens

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What does a candybarbdo when you tell it a dad joke? It snickers

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There’s a new documentary about an all bean diet .. it’s gas

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What's the most common surgery in a Lego Hospital?

 

 

 

 

 

Plastic Surgery!

Season 4 Surgery GIF by The Simpsons

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I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day....

 

 

 

 

 

...I was worried I contracted tetris.

Loop Magic GIF by cintascotch

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Someone keeps dropping off random lego blocks at my door every morning...

 

 

 

 

 

...I don't know what to make of it.

lego spaceship GIF

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What do you call a train operator with weird intentions?a loco-motive 

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Dodge us coming out with a new electric car . I don’t know what it’s called but it plugs it to a dodge charger 

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Why are dyslexic wizards so awful? They spell wrong 

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Apple made a press release about a new prosthetic for the blind. From the company that brought you the I-Pod, I-Pad and I-phone, now comes out with...

 

 

 

 

...the I-Eye!!

Crazy Eyes Yes GIF by Gnomo

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If you forget the rules of Chess, don't worry...

 

 

 

 

 

...you are allowed to check.

Reading Neon Rated GIF by NEON

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Why is Chess difficult to play for the British right now?

 

 

 

 

 

They just lost their Queen.

Queen Elizabeth GIF

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Not to brag, but I defeated a Chess Grandmaster in 5 moves...

 

 

 

 

 

...Finally my Karate came in handy!

Roadhouse Roundhouse Kick GIF by MetzgerBrenner

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I really love playing chess with people in the park, but...

 

 

 

 

 

...it's really hard to find 32 of them willing to!

Education Love GIF by ChessKid

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Why do Bishops only move diagonally in Chess?

 

 

 

 

Because North, South, East and West are Cardinal directions.

happy dance GIF by ARTEfr

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I just bought a book "101 mating positions" from Amazon and I was disappointed...

 

 

 

 

...it was book about chess.

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Why did the Chess player throw up on the boat?

 

 

 

 

She got C6!

Throw Up White Lotus GIF by HBO

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What is a terrorist's favorite Chess move?

 

 

 

 

 

Pwn to C4

jeff dunham picture GIF

 

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Where do you buy extra Chess pieces?

 

 

 

 

At the Pawn shop!

homer simpson window GIF

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I took my friend's board game without him noticing...

 

 

 

 

 

...he doesn't have a clue!

Clue Turnaround GIF by Paramount Movies

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What's a Canadian's favorite Board Game?

 

 

 

 

 

...Sorry!

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I ordered a deck of playing cards from Amazon, and 2 weeks later it hasn't arrived!

 

 

 

 

...Customer service said they were dealing with it.

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