WizardofOSS Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 It was my Birthday last week and I got $500 from all the cards I opened! ...I really love working at the Post Office!!
beanbean Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 My wife siad I was like our Wi-Fi !it fizzles out the bedroom 1
beanbean Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 How did Hansel and Gretel find the witches house? The home sweet home sign
beanbean Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 I was going to run a marathon but didn’t want to pay the 75 dollar entrance fee.. personally I think there just giving me a run for my money
beanbean Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 What do you an ancient building were they made perfume the olfactory
beanbean Posted June 14 Report Posted June 14 Why doesn’t the horse parliament ever pass any laws? Everyone always votes neigh
beanbean Posted June 15 Report Posted June 15 I tried to start a hide and seek competition. But all the good players are heard to find
beanbean Posted June 15 Report Posted June 15 Why don’t frogs drive cars? There afraid of getting Toad
beanbean Posted June 15 Report Posted June 15 What do you call a thirsty mermaid? A fish out of water
beanbean Posted June 15 Report Posted June 15 I bought a cat the other day that tends to run away.. it was a purrchase
beanbean Posted June 15 Report Posted June 15 What kinda nd of fly makes almost no noise? A hoarse fly
beanbean Posted June 15 Report Posted June 15 (edited) A what kind of car does thanos drive ? An infinity Edited June 15 by beanbean 1
beanbean Posted June 15 Report Posted June 15 Males bees dies after mating. It’s basically honey, nut, cheerio
beanbean Posted June 15 Report Posted June 15 My wife siad she leaving’ me because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor. More on this after the break
beanbean Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 My dog had a fever , so I called the vet. He tho put mustard and relish on a hit dog
beanbean Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 I saved so much money since joined a semi nudist colony. Everything is half off
beanbean Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 If bad dad jokes are corny. Does that make good dad jokes cornish?
beanbean Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 What do you call a web developer that gets rid of bugs?A spider
beanbean Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 What does a cheapskate frog. Log for while shopping? A rebate
beanbean Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 Two week ago my doctor siad I was going deaf . I haven’t heard from him since
beanbean Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 I find some cigarettes at the thrift shop. They were second hand smokes
WizardofOSS Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have one thing in common.... ...Both of their last names are strange.
WizardofOSS Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 (edited) Marvel's greatest villain is Thanos, DC's greatest villain is... ...Rotten Tomatoes! Edited June 16 by WizardofOSS
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