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I don't know why Marvel just buy advertising T-Shirts for the Hulk...

 

 

 

 

 

...he is a giant Banner after all.

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Dr. Strange: Knock Knock!

Domammau: Who's there?

Dr. Strange: Door Mom.

Dormammu: Door Mom who?

Dr. Strange: Door Mom Mu, I've come to bargain!

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The Hulk is Marvels only Bi-sexual character...

 

 

 

 

...he smashes everything!

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I'm worried I've become so obsessed with Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel lately...

 

 

 

 

...I could be a Heroine addict!

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What's Marvel's favorite trophy?

 

 

 

 

 

The Stan Lee Cup!

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Which Marvel character would be a great nemesis of The Riddler?

 

 

 

 

 

The Pun-isher

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Captain Marvel wasn't the first standalone Heroine, Iron Man was...

 

 

 

 

...because he's "Fe-Male"

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24 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said:

Marvel's greatest villain is Thanos, DC's greatest villain is...

 

 

 

 

 

...Rotten Tomatoes!

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Hahaha so true

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My wife asked how many groceries I bought? I told I was not sure but she could check the kitchen counter 

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What does Luke Skywalker do when he is constipated ? He forces it out

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Restaurant Manager why should we hire you as a waiter Dad: for starters I bring a lot to the table

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What do you pick at the jukebox. Boogies

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How do you make holy water? You bill the hell out of it

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My wife tells me I need to learn from the past after , I called my boat unsinkable two

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I fed my golden retriever a cantaloupe and he changed breeds ! Now he is a meloncolly

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What do new parents call their baby? Any thing they want

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Norway has started printing barcodes on the sides of their warships so that they can better take record of returning vessels.

That's right, they'll soon begin to Scandinavian.

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16 hours ago, Ashleyoop said:

Norway has started printing barcodes on the sides of their warships so that they can better take record of returning vessels.

That's right, they'll soon begin to Scandinavian.

Scan-da-Navy-in!!  Hahaha!! That's a good one!!

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21 hours ago, beanbean said:

What does Luke Skywalker do when he is constipated ? He forces it out

If you're dating someone who doesn't like Star Wars jokes, then...

 

 

 

 

You're looking in Alderaan places!

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What is the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun?

 

 

 

 

 

Luke-warm

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Luke: Master Yoda! Are we going the right way?

Yoda: Off course we are!

 

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Do you know that one guy who can't say anything without quoting Star Wars??

 

 

 

 

Well, of course I know him. He's me.

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How did Mace die in Star Wars?

 

 

 

 

 

Through the Windu

darth sidious GIF by Star Wars

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What is the scariest planet in Star Wars??

 

 

 

 

 

Na-Boo!

season 1 the blue shadow virus GIF by Star Wars

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Who curses the most in Star Wars?

 

 

 

 

 

R2D2 - everything he says is bleeped out!

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