WizardofOSS Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 I don't know why Marvel just buy advertising T-Shirts for the Hulk... ...he is a giant Banner after all.
WizardofOSS Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 Dr. Strange: Knock Knock! Domammau: Who's there? Dr. Strange: Door Mom. Dormammu: Door Mom who? Dr. Strange: Door Mom Mu, I've come to bargain!
WizardofOSS Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 The Hulk is Marvels only Bi-sexual character... ...he smashes everything! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 I'm worried I've become so obsessed with Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel lately... ...I could be a Heroine addict! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 What's Marvel's favorite trophy? The Stan Lee Cup! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 Which Marvel character would be a great nemesis of The Riddler? The Pun-isher 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 Captain Marvel wasn't the first standalone Heroine, Iron Man was... ...because he's "Fe-Male" 1
beanbean Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 24 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said: Marvel's greatest villain is Thanos, DC's greatest villain is... ...Rotten Tomatoes! Hahaha so true 1
beanbean Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 My wife asked how many groceries I bought? I told I was not sure but she could check the kitchen counter 1
beanbean Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 What does Luke Skywalker do when he is constipated ? He forces it out
beanbean Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 Restaurant Manager why should we hire you as a waiter Dad: for starters I bring a lot to the table
beanbean Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 How do you make holy water? You bill the hell out of it 1
beanbean Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 My wife tells me I need to learn from the past after , I called my boat unsinkable two
beanbean Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 I fed my golden retriever a cantaloupe and he changed breeds ! Now he is a meloncolly 1
beanbean Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 What do new parents call their baby? Any thing they want
Ashleyoop Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 Norway has started printing barcodes on the sides of their warships so that they can better take record of returning vessels. That's right, they'll soon begin to Scandinavian. 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 16 hours ago, Ashleyoop said: Norway has started printing barcodes on the sides of their warships so that they can better take record of returning vessels. That's right, they'll soon begin to Scandinavian. Scan-da-Navy-in!! Hahaha!! That's a good one!!
WizardofOSS Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 21 hours ago, beanbean said: What does Luke Skywalker do when he is constipated ? He forces it out If you're dating someone who doesn't like Star Wars jokes, then... You're looking in Alderaan places!
WizardofOSS Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 What is the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Luke-warm
WizardofOSS Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 Luke: Master Yoda! Are we going the right way? Yoda: Off course we are!
WizardofOSS Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 Do you know that one guy who can't say anything without quoting Star Wars?? Well, of course I know him. He's me.
WizardofOSS Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 Who curses the most in Star Wars? R2D2 - everything he says is bleeped out!
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