WizardofOSS Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 My friend just got a face tattoo of his favorite character.... ...You should have seen the Luke on his face! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 I once make some sugar cookies in the shape of Wookies for my son's class... ...they were a little on the chewy side. 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 Why is Vodka so hard to get in the Star Wars universe? Because only Siths deal in absolut 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 What kind of car does a Star Wars collector drive? A Toy-Yoda! 1
beanbean Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 I once’s went to Las Vegas I ended up losing half of what I owned. Lesson learned, to this day I refuse to go anywhere near a wedding chapel 2
beanbean Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 Have you heard about the onion that sings hip hop?he is a rap scallion 1
beanbean Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 I just bought a parakeet! But one flew away so I just have a keet 2
beanbean Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 My uncle spent his whole career practicing law. I asked him when he is going to start doing it for real 1
beanbean Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 You know why the duck ended up in jail? Because he was selling quack 1
beanbean Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 Where does the Easter Bunny go to drink? The chocolate bar 1
beanbean Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 I hate my job as a taxi driver ! People are always talking behind my back 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 If it walks like a Duck and talks like a Duck.... ...it's a Furry, because Ducks shouldn't be talking! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 Elmer Fudd and Daffy Duck break into a distillery, when Daffy asks Elmer, "Is this Whisky?"... ...Elmer replies, "No as whiskey as wobbing a Bank!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 How do you turn a Duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave on high until it's Bill Withers.
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 Did you hear about the Duck that got a nose job? He didn't like the Bill. 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 What has 6 eyes, 16 tentacles and quacks like a Duck? ...I don't know either but it's in my kitchen! Please help!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 Duck billed Platypus, and.... The platypus paid the Duck!
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 What noise does a quantum Duck make? Quark, Quark, Quark.... 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 A Duck walks into a Pharmacy and asks for some condoms. The clerk says, "That'll be $5 plus tax." The Duck says... "Oh I won't need Tacks thank you. They stay on by themselves." 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 (edited) Do you know why Ducks have such large, flat feet? For stomping out Forest Fires!! Edited June 19 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 (edited) Do you know why Elephants have such large, flat feet? For stomping out flaming Ducks! Edited June 19 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 Why are Ducks so likeable? Because they are so SuDucktive! 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 A man walks into a Doctor's Office with a Duck attached to his head! "Oh my God!" says the Doctor, "How did this happen?" "It all started a few months ago with a small growth on my foot,"... ...replies the Duck!
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