Big Book of Dad Jokes.

[WizardofOSS]

My friend just got a face tattoo of his favorite character....

 

 

 

 

 

...You should have seen the Luke on his face!

[WizardofOSS]

I once make some sugar cookies in the shape of Wookies for my son's class...

 

 

 

 

...they were a little on the chewy side.

[WizardofOSS]

Why is Vodka so hard to get in the Star Wars universe?

 

 

 

 

Because only Siths deal in absolut

[WizardofOSS]

What kind of car does a Star Wars collector drive?

 

 

 

 

 

A Toy-Yoda!

[beanbean]

I once’s went to Las Vegas I ended up losing half of what I owned. Lesson learned, to this day I refuse to go anywhere near a wedding chapel

[beanbean]

Have you heard about the onion that sings hip hop?he is a rap scallion 

[beanbean]

I just bought a parakeet! But one flew away so I just have a keet

[beanbean]

My uncle spent his whole career practicing law. I asked him when he is going to start doing it for real

[beanbean]

You know why the duck ended up in jail? Because he was selling quack 

[beanbean]

What kitchen tool weighs the most? The scale

[beanbean]

Where does the Easter Bunny go to drink? The chocolate bar

[beanbean]

I hate my job as a taxi driver ! People are always talking behind my back