beanbean Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 Growing up , my mom used tell us our dad was like a fine wine ! The explains why he was always locked in the celler 1
beanbean Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 You wanna hear a bird that hoot with a southern draw?youll have to travel to owlabama 1
beanbean Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 Why was the small hippo picked first? Because it was all like Pygme 1
beanbean Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 Why did the cop arrested the comedian? He was telling a stolen joke 1
beanbean Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 We only do doggy now! I sit and beg and she rolls over and plays dead 2
beanbean Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 I butchered a chicken once and it still haunts me . It came back as a poultrygeist 1
beanbean Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because there full of Antibodys 1
beanbean Posted June 19 Report Posted June 19 Why is every stair contractor angry?they keep asking me if I want to step outside 1
beanbean Posted June 20 Report Posted June 20 Who developed the first streaming platform? The Roman’s 1
beanbean Posted June 20 Report Posted June 20 What did the umpire say when he threw the bald manager out of the game ? Your out of hair 1
beanbean Posted June 20 Report Posted June 20 I brought my groceries in and noticed something was leaking.. turned out I bought hole milk 1
beanbean Posted June 20 Report Posted June 20 Did you hear about the kids that fell off Mount Rushmore?the parents just said they ran off a-head 1
beanbean Posted June 20 Report Posted June 20 When do eggs do best for champion racers? When there runny 1
beanbean Posted June 20 Report Posted June 20 My wife tried to convince me not to put glue on my rifles? But I am sticking to my guns 1
beanbean Posted June 20 Report Posted June 20 What did I he digital watch say to its mother? Look mom no hands 1
beanbean Posted June 20 Report Posted June 20 Terrible news I caught a peek a boo virus. Ended up in the I C U 1
beanbean Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 There was a vampire that went to medical school toy be a an ear nose and throat specialist! He was pretty good at the first two but kinda sucked at the last one 1
beanbean Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 Wife told me to go the hell. So I guess we are visiting her mother again 1
beanbean Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 Han Solo refused to eat his steak. He thought it was Chewy 1
beanbean Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 Why do the best cuts of meat come from outer space? There meteor 1
beanbean Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 I aske my cousin if he wanted to start a podcast I asked him about what ? He said about our conversation, we already have relative content 1
beanbean Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 I had to return the animal crackers I bought the seal was broken 1
beanbean Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 My local weather man just died . He was82 but felt like 75 1
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